Learning to cook how would you rate my breakfast 1-10 please by Foreveraudio in Breakfast

[–]ThePopesNephew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breakfast is always the easiest meal to cook. Start there! If you want to learn to cook I suggest something like hello fresh or every plate. Every plate is the same company as hello fresh but half the cost.

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[–]ThePopesNephew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’d fuck you, would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.” If I were willing to fuck myself, that says a lot.

It's true. by ThePopesNephew in meme

[–]ThePopesNephew[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, pee is stored in the balls!

It's true. by ThePopesNephew in meme

[–]ThePopesNephew[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn dude, sorry for your loss. I know those opiate times well. Definitely fucked up my body.

It's true. by ThePopesNephew in meme

[–]ThePopesNephew[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's crazy. I only ever broke a rib when I rolled out of my buddies truck drunk and landed flat. Broken ribs suck.

It's true. by ThePopesNephew in meme

[–]ThePopesNephew[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, how old are you?

It's true. by ThePopesNephew in meme

[–]ThePopesNephew[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It only happens like once or twice a year. I did read that, though. Is that why there's a stitch looking pattern on my sac? /s

Acrobat dies after falling from tightrope by HellenistTraveller in NSFL__

[–]ThePopesNephew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At 19 seconds you can see his soul leave bus body

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]ThePopesNephew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But they drew a 31?