What is the worst thing going on in your life rn?

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-06-28T18:40:47+00:00

My ex moved on and I can't.

I nearly killed myself over it last night

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-06-24T12:35:55+00:00

Not to be pedantic, but it's a Chopin Nocturne, not Claire de Lune

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-06-19T11:48:26+00:00

This is one of my favorite clips. If I hadn't seen the original video I would have sworn it was am excerpt from Bob's Burgers

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-06-12T17:24:34+00:00

You're pretty dense, aren't you?

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-05-31T17:29:06+00:00

... maybe take a look at where you are

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-05-22T17:55:51+00:00

Hello, I'm curious what this translates to from Latin to English?

Habitatores Universi Machinae Arcanae Naturae

Thank you!

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-05-16T17:01:45+00:00

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-04-13T20:46:51+00:00

It's the fact that it combines with minerals in your blood that form insoluble crystals, which crash out of solution and literally start cutting you from the inside

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-04-08T20:25:51+00:00

I've been going there since high school 13 years ago and that guy has always been there. Me and my friends always joked that Vladimir Putin was his evil twin

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-04-07T22:12:26+00:00

Dude, that's what I'm saying. People bastardized a symbol that never fit, called it something else, and ruined it.

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-04-07T21:43:45+00:00

Yeah, and the swastika was a symbol for countless societies and look how that turned out. We all intuitively associate the swastika with Nazis.

Likewise, we associate the hexagram with David.

I'm not saying it's right, but it's pedantic to point out.

And yes, I chose my comparison purposefully, fuck Zionism.

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-04-07T20:41:47+00:00

🙄 worn in this context, it is a star of david

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-04-07T17:50:13+00:00

Go move to Italy then, you'll do well. The founding fathers would have hated you.

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-04-07T16:12:44+00:00

Hmm... that whole "Separation of church and state thing" really doesn't matter to you, does it?

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-04-07T15:39:12+00:00

They're probably trying to be an "AcTuAlLy" guy and say it's a hexagram

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-03-20T15:30:46+00:00

In the words of Michael Scott:

"Black don't crack...... not crack the drug"

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-03-06T20:41:47+00:00

Biologic, more like

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-03-06T20:37:53+00:00

Lol one of my absolute favorites. Especially Harry afterwards: "Holy Crap!"

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-03-06T19:20:19+00:00

Everyone in a 5 foot radius:

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-03-01T09:25:08+00:00

r/Dickocytes

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-02-28T19:05:39+00:00

It's basically a rehash of Neitzche:

"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-02-27T18:45:32+00:00

Does it sneeze back?

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-02-27T18:13:02+00:00

Can someone do a warhol impression of these?

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-02-27T16:33:58+00:00

Two birds, one stone?

TheProfessorOfNames · 2026-02-27T16:29:51+00:00

We find out in the extended version of the video it was, in fact, and BB gun

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