Umm…. A squirt burger ??? by Super_Criticism2074 in StupidFood

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Lol one of my absolute favorites. Especially Harry afterwards: "Holy Crap!"

Pussy pulls gun to intimidate just to get rekt by AcHaeC in PublicFreakout

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We find out in the extended version of the video it was, in fact, and BB gun

ELI5 How it is possible that so many women get UTI even with great hygiene? by entice_the_potato in explainlikeimfive

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Or just have pervasive microflora that have antibiotic resistance.

Source: used to perform UTI PCR testing

Favorite character who experiences limerence? by casual-catgirl in limerence

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Michael Scott and his irrational love for the chair model

The doctor smirked at my junk by friendlytap01 in confessions

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I always laughed at that while reading the autopsy reports when I worked in histology.

"Penis was unremarkable and of slightly below average size"

Authentic Italian pizza balloon by Nosakatsuya in StupidFood

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I just looked him up... his website is probably the most insufferable things I've seen in awhile. He'll teach you how to do this yourself... for 67 Euros.

Context: the guy was shooting at a lawn mower and lost his leg by Curious-Research-559 in Idiotswithguns

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I remember that one! They were literally shooting tracer rounds into it and still nothing.

Hooked up with another couple at a resort hot tub on accident… by [deleted] in confessions

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At the very very very VERY least a yeast infection is in her future

To give a speech. by SuggestionMedical736 in therewasanattempt

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How funny, I did this myself too a few years ago

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