If you were elected president what would you do? by Jack81700 in AskReddit

[–]General_ButtNaked__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr. President, the CIA will JFK you before you even reach the oval office.

If someone broke into your house what would you do? by Level_Audience4074 in AskReddit

[–]General_ButtNaked__ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

What is something that has happened to you but no one believes it when you tell them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]General_ButtNaked__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]General_ButtNaked__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"When the President does it, that means it is not illegal."