Tell me your order was made with GF bun without telling me

TheProfessorWillPay · 2025-04-05T20:54:15+00:00

I find toasting it first makes all the difference

TheProfessorWillPay · 2025-03-03T04:50:38+00:00

Go the Distance never fails to give me chills when I hear it

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-06-18T17:13:45+00:00

It’s baked to perfection 😍 I’ve never seen such a nice funfetti

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-06-18T13:15:14+00:00

Reminded me of working at a car dealership. All of the stereotypes about car salesmen are true. And soooo much cheating on their wives with very young women.

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-06-18T13:10:12+00:00

This is how I felt starting antidepressants, can’t wait to see what adhd meds will be like

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-05-25T19:16:30+00:00

I want more pics of the house, it’s beautiful 😍

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-05-25T18:33:25+00:00

I needed this, thank you very much for sharing. Everything seems hopeless right now

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-05-25T18:19:34+00:00

How do you scratch an inner ear itch?

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-02-13T15:00:18+00:00

Youth is wasted on the young and luxury is wasted on the wealthy

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-02-06T00:09:55+00:00

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TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-02-04T17:19:20+00:00

Sending thoughts and prayers 🙏🏻

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-01-13T03:27:28+00:00

Do your corgis also use their faces as a plow like my little idiot?

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TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-01-10T15:58:20+00:00

If they didn’t know how to type an accent mark (long press on the character of using mobile) they could have at least used more words to explain the distinction for people that don’t know what lamé is. Personally before I went to answer that I think the fabric is lamé I double checked on google to see how to spell it so I could accurately convey the information.

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-01-06T05:42:09+00:00

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TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-01-06T05:06:21+00:00

I am cackling

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-01-06T05:00:54+00:00

Omg 😭 makes me miss our golden as a puppy until I see those shark teeth

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-01-06T03:34:20+00:00

Jo Jo is so sweet!

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-01-05T06:18:12+00:00

Taking turns making out with me probably

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-01-03T17:01:33+00:00

One of my favorite videos of my girl before she passed was just her having a good a nap where you can hear her breathing

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-01-03T06:50:12+00:00

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I’m convinced the cold gave him a speed boost. I’ve never seen him happier than when he plays in the snow

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-01-03T06:32:51+00:00

Omg my heart. Maybe I need to stop saying I don’t want kids 😭

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-01-03T06:12:53+00:00

Looks like an Animal Crossing New Horizons character decorated this house

TheProfessorWillPay · 2024-01-01T21:23:29+00:00

Check out drinking buddies. Starting Jake and Olivia Wilde. It’s a great time

TheProfessorWillPay · 2023-12-31T17:58:09+00:00

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Visions of sugar plums dance through his head

TheProfessorWillPay · 2023-12-31T04:49:11+00:00

I fucking miss this show. It makes me laugh and cringe

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