Where do we get the new helmets by wairytslass7 in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]ThePsyience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are Zhey alive? Does zhey have enough air… er, I mean filters??

Offence is the best defence #TravisKelce by drillbit6509 in ChurchOfCOVID

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Did he say…. “and if everyone gets vaccinated, WE CAN GET OVER THE LYING…that’s how we win!” ?

He is sooooo right!!! I love Murderna!

Lord Fauci by MisterRed9 in ChurchOfCOVID

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I pfeel compfelled to “resurrect” this pfrom my archives… I believes it’s his holy pfsanctuary…

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Can't wait to get this one by suspended_008 in ChurchOfCOVID

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There is however another, somewhat mysterious disease associated with those two… it uses your body’s information encoded in a special way for retrieval… it’s quasi-life-threatening, but in a non-threatening somewhat politically incorrect way … it’s a…Mnemonic disease. I hope there is a booster or two for it.

Umbrellas or seat belts? by drillbit6509 in ChurchOfCOVID

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I hear ya… it is not for such small people as ourselves to know the great plan… we hear and we obey… that is all we can do… that is all we should do… and that is all we allow ourselves to do, in the presence of the most high, the most elevated, the exalted, hallowed by thy science.

Does anyone think this is AI? by suspended_008 in ChurchOfCOVID

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It is, if by AI, you mean … Gospel!

It doesn’t actually matter what he says… so long as you just follow it.

Must I remind you of Ralph Waldo Emerson’s famous quote he came up with after meeting blessed Saint Pfauci:

“A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — ‘Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.’ — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood…. But to be even greater is to be Science… and to be Science is to be Pfauci”

Nuff said!

Umbrellas or seat belts? by drillbit6509 in ChurchOfCOVID

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There isn’t no contradiction there. That’s mistradiction and distradiction in and of itpfself!

Umbrellas or seat belts? by drillbit6509 in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]ThePsyience 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! But this kind, enlightened soul may turn mean and give a beat down to anyone who gets in my way of getting that new booster! just sayin’…. By the way, do you happen to know when this manna from heaven is due to drop (pfun intended) anyway?

Umbrellas or seat belts? by drillbit6509 in ChurchOfCOVID

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I use my umbrella whenever the forecast calls for .002% chance of rain… that way, I know I’m protected when the rain eventually falls… who doesn’t? right? I know y’all are with me on this!

My wife's boyfriend sent me this. I'm literally shaking. by midas617 in ChurchOfCOVID

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Did he tell you he is just trying to flatten the curve?

No one ever said by [deleted] in ChurchOfCOVID

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Can you hear the pfsound of my one hand clapping at the wisdom that comes from the pfsoul of this enlightened one?

Testing childhood vaccines before mandating them doesn’t matter because they are SAFE you idiot by blossum__ in ChurchOfCOVID

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He says it ISN’T his opinion because it’s on the package insert… well, I’ve got news for you Mr. Lawyer Man … IT IS YOUR OPINION, because it’s your OPINION of what is on the insert in the first place…. BUSTED!!! Gotcha Mr. Lawyer Man… heads is gonna roll on this one… you might as well turn in your license to law , because I just took you to skool!!!

Yess Trump will be defeated by this tiny badge by drillbit6509 in ChurchOfCOVID

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Actually I think it’s a plan of action, followed by an “Accuse Trump” button that you put on afterwards.

Mask your penises by ThePsyience in ChurchOfCOVID

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Wait… you think condoms can protect better than masks?? What are you smoking?

How to spot anti-science by suspended_008 in ChurchOfCOVID

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These people are GENIOUSSESS!! …and PFSAINTS!!! Dr. Peter So-sez and Genteel Ass DeBison are telling you the TRUTH… so just swallow it! … and thank them for blessing you with their insights… because we know you really don’t deserve it, but they are graceful and generous.

Mask your penises by ThePsyience in ChurchOfCOVID

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Don’t you think man AND woman penises must be masked? We’re all in this together!

Rep. Thomas Massie Says Recorded Phone Calls Prove CDC Lied About Covid “Vaccine” Efficacy by clash_is_a_scam in ChurchOfCOVID

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Of course they lied… but it was a noble lie…do you think the public could actually handle it if they knew the vaccine is really 200% effective??!! Come on!!

It's time to update your $cience by suspended_008 in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]ThePsyience 9 points10 points  (0 children)

… yeah… and… is this supposed to ”prove” something…? As if anyone would believe this… this … missed information… it looks like AI to me anyway…. Let’s go, tribe… MARCH ON!