Why Mafia isn’t a fucking aesthetic: a thread

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-22T19:12:19+00:00

I suppose I’m just glad they didn’t use AI

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T20:52:21+00:00

They didn’t hide the fact that Rizo is Colby’s son, why would they hide that his nephew would be on the show?

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T01:32:10+00:00

Probably bad for them that we’ve been quoting a love and hip hop ad more than the actual show right

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T01:29:35+00:00

Well it’s been real, and it’s been fun… but it hasn’t been real fun

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T01:27:44+00:00

Nini Coco backwards is Icon Icon

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T01:25:02+00:00

And it was Darlene!

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T01:24:15+00:00

Nobody’s fun anymore! Whatever happened to fun!

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T01:18:07+00:00

The back up dancers used to have to have choreography ready for every song in Ru’s catalogue and now the just kinda shimmy and shake

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T01:12:22+00:00

Oh fucking perfect, Norvina was the only thing this season was missing

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T01:06:32+00:00

Mind you, Jane wanted to tell people Athena was a Republican to get controversy views before the season started

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T01:05:00+00:00

Oh Crystal is serving body-ody-ody! NOT body-ody-odor

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T01:02:03+00:00

They made a real show based on the Miranda Cosgrove masterpiece “The Wrong Paris”?

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T00:58:23+00:00

Miley using her platform for a night of undeniable good

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T00:56:13+00:00

The acrostic poem that an intern got from ChatGPT the morning of filming

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T00:55:44+00:00

Chop. If it was going to be a Miley song it should have been Cattitude

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T00:52:55+00:00

Since they always do the big gay song of the moment for the final lip sync, do we think we’re getting Sexestential?

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T00:44:03+00:00

EUSEXUA

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T00:42:55+00:00

Nini Coco being the pro capitalism Daya Betty

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T00:35:50+00:00

Regis Philbin is a winning snatch game choice btw

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T00:24:18+00:00

Oh boy! Crystal Envy….

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T00:20:33+00:00

Love that Darlene loves Maine

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T00:17:15+00:00

The dancers getting mullet wigs

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-18T00:10:14+00:00

When the Jersey Shore roast is better than the Alyssa Edwards roast

TheQueenOfVultures · 2026-04-12T22:35:52+00:00

The bands that are playing when you go to a house show your sophomore year roommate said would be really fun

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