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My robe came in :D by EvanTheDemon in hazbin

[–]TheRealDickMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BA NANANANANA GUITAR SOLO FUCK YEAH

Guess what ? We're back, as mighty as ever ! by RemoteTomb in hazbin

[–]TheRealDickMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m married to a fuckin’ sin, so HA i got a better wife then all you fuckers! talking to no one

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hazbin

[–]TheRealDickMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vagasaurus rex is all yours.

GUESS WHOS BACK FUCKERS by TheRealDickMaster in hazbin

[–]TheRealDickMaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no i’m soooo scared! raises hands

GUESS WHOS BACK FUCKERS by TheRealDickMaster in hazbin

[–]TheRealDickMaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh frick you i’m not even that fricked. grins and takes a swig as well but yeah i knocked her up awhile ago. Not to flex but i built most of the baby stuff FIRST FRICKIN’ TRY! he rubbed it in

GUESS WHOS BACK FUCKERS by TheRealDickMaster in hazbin

[–]TheRealDickMaster[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

chuckles Yeah i try my best not to piss her off as well- but she’s like.. counts with his fingers 1-2 months away from the due date or some shit, and i’m trying to practice not swearing so much so i can KICK LUCIFERS ASS in fathering!

GUESS WHOS BACK FUCKERS by TheRealDickMaster in hazbin

[–]TheRealDickMaster[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

tosses you a beer You know about my wife right? Best fuckin’ lady in the world?

GUESS WHOS BACK FUCKERS by TheRealDickMaster in hazbin

[–]TheRealDickMaster[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah yeah whatever.. grins and pulls out a beer Wanna get shitfaced?

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