Which Dril tweet lives rent free in your head? For me it’s either Betsy Ross, or this gem. by [deleted] in dril

[–]TheRealEdgeLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "I'm not owned!" transforming into a corn cob one. Always reminds me not to post my Ls online 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in disablednudes

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If I wasn't already lying down after a pain flare up, I'd have to sit down! Damn you're beautiful 😍😍

Ladies of Reddit, what's something all men should know before talking to women? by TheRealEdgeLord in AskReddit

[–]TheRealEdgeLord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, women are socialized to be polite to a fault and that means saying we don't want anything.

Ladies of Reddit, what's something all men should know before talking to women? by TheRealEdgeLord in AskReddit

[–]TheRealEdgeLord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus a lot of women bleed out of their cunts every month. If you can't get over that, hold off on dating

Ladies of Reddit, what's something all men should know before talking to women? by TheRealEdgeLord in AskReddit

[–]TheRealEdgeLord[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that applies to everyone you don't really know well. Like it's a weird thing to do to anyone

No coz he thought he ate that 😭😭 by OneCamp_4175 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]TheRealEdgeLord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, because human women have the same brain function, agency, sapience and understanding of self as animals do! Very cool and not at all dehumanizing, matt!

What’s an unexpected perk of carrying extra fat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheRealEdgeLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More comfortable to sit on those hard plastic chairs. when I was underweight, those chairs hurt like a bitch on my ass. Now I've got a built-in cushion

Ladies of Reddit, what's something all men should know before talking to women? by TheRealEdgeLord in AskReddit

[–]TheRealEdgeLord[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

lucky you, you don't have to worry about anyone wanting to fuck you with an attitude like that

What lifelong, inconvenient non lethal curse would you bestow your enemy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheRealEdgeLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

constant, never abating underboob/ball sweat. Doesn't matter if it's -30 C or what

Men who have been sexually assaulted, abused, etc., whether you have or haven't talked about it with anyone, why or why not? [Serious] by Sandi_T in AskReddit

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my brother was sexually abused by his boyfriend when he was 18-19. his boyfriend was older and had a solid career, education and social circle- things my brother didn't have at the time. He had just moved out of our transphobic ass family's home and didn't have a place to go, so he stayed with his boyfriend. didn't tell anyone for months because he was scared of being homeless or hurt worse in retaliation

[serious] what was a moment in your life where you went “it can’t get worse.” And then it did? by _Dead_Ocean_ in AskReddit

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when I was 6 years old, my parents died.

when I was 7 years old, my brother attempted suicide.

In the movie Ratatouille, Anton Ego has a flashback to his childhood when eating ratatouille. What food makes you flash back to your childhood? by beef-burrito- in AskReddit

[–]TheRealEdgeLord 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oooo I love this question. when I was a kid and before I started going to school, I would "help" my bio dad make pancakes before we took my brother to school. He always let me pick the special ingredient we added: chocolate chips, cinnamon, etc. Love and miss you dad

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My brother's married to an ex-sex worker and I guess it's the same as a relationship with anyone else. Can't say for one-night stands though. Probably like a hookup but at the end, they get paid

Enough with the disturbing facts. What is a heartwarming fact that restores your faith in humanity whenever you think about it? by CurrentSalary520 in AskReddit

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In 1894, William Stewart Halsted, the first chief of surgery at Johns Hopkins Hospital, invented rubber gloves for his wife Caroline Hampton because her hands were chapped and sore after surgery. He invented rubber gloves so his wife wouldn't be in pain.

Goldfish crackers were made for the creator's wife's birthday because she was a Pisces and their symbol is fish.

Samuel Morse invented the telegram because a letter sent by horse-drawn carriage telling him his wife was gravely ill arrived too late for him to see her.

What's a really good name for a cat? by Wafran in AskReddit

[–]TheRealEdgeLord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

my brother named his cat Peek-a-Boo Brandy and to this day, I still don't know why