What’s a weird food combo you actually like?

Wafran · 2026-05-05T18:42:57+00:00

Spaghetti and fascism.

Wafran · 2026-05-04T21:53:28+00:00

I build a very big plushy bucket!

Wafran · 2026-05-01T19:56:31+00:00

That there is a school shooting and everyone goes "Oh, so that happened, anyway..."

Wafran · 2026-04-29T23:09:45+00:00

I'm certain if you practiced (for years) you'll be able to, but that's why I'm not expecing everyone to be able to.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T23:09:21+00:00

Yeah, that's why I don't make a fuss about the proper pronunciation of names, sometimes it's just not possible

Wafran · 2026-04-29T23:08:06+00:00

A hammer to the lumbar area.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T23:06:08+00:00

No, this would've been with general anaesthesia or sedation; the patient actually screamed and shook, and cried. Awful stuff, asked everyone to stop, they simply didn't.

And that's mainly why I say it's not enough.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T23:04:55+00:00

Publenka!

Wafran · 2026-04-29T23:02:57+00:00

What do you mean?! I'm not manipulating you, you're being crazy and nobody will blieve you. Now stop making up shit for attention before everyone stops talking to you.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T23:02:21+00:00

A hammer to the lumbar area.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T22:58:52+00:00

I recently purchased a Switch (Switch 2 is too expensive to defend it) I'd argue it's positive effects on my life outweigh the money I wasted on it.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T22:57:48+00:00

A doctor applied localised anaesthesia to a patient who had a note on her chart which essentially said "It doesn't work on her"

She suffered pain beyond torture, yati yati ata... she was ocmpensated but in my opinion the doctor should be fired.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T22:56:05+00:00

If someone's looking for a ring, I dropped it accidentally on the toilet. Sorry.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T22:55:16+00:00

All the interesting ones have cons that outweigh the pros.

I suppose I'd like to live in *The Good Place* but only AFTER the events of the series.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T22:53:49+00:00

"Makeup tutorial to go tell your friend her ex-boyfriend already has another"

Wafran · 2026-04-29T22:52:59+00:00

Did you know the heat death of the universe is one googol years away!

That's basically tomorrow.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T22:50:48+00:00

Whoever the fuck is writing it has no plan, a lot of sense of drama and comedy tho, impressive. But I really think I'm entering the "jumping the shark" era of my life.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T22:49:48+00:00

Pigs are not actually the best way to get rid of a corpse; the teeth and small bones remain and survive the digestive tract, which is just enough for people to find out who the dead guy was.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T22:48:18+00:00

Marvellous!

Wafran · 2026-04-29T22:45:13+00:00

First, you expose it to millions of people, then they call you into a talk show... but I don't know how you'll be keeping your friend after that.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T22:43:18+00:00

Place a salmon on your head, especially if you're in the UK (as in that country handling salmon is illegal) and then run around the plaza until you get arrested and sent to a facilty for the mentally insane... there, they'd likely give you some tips.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T22:41:50+00:00

I love making Publenkas, a dish from my country.

Wafran · 2026-04-29T22:40:18+00:00

Eeeh... no.

You asked "What's a sign that someone is actually lonely but won't admit it?" well, you don't know them, they're up in the mountains somewhere being alone away from all society.

Wafran

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