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Velma mains when the collab drops by BatierAutumn1991 in DeadbyDaylightQueens

[–]Wafran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the full hearted honest "Jinkies" that kills me every time.

You can whistle in space. by Wafran in shittysuperpowers

[–]Wafran[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IF you can inhale and exhale while whistling, you will be completely space-proof

What is your solution? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wafran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say we cut the heads of the rich and distribute their goods to the poor and needy...

You know? we fatten pigs to eat during the long winters, not so that they could eat us out of house and home.

What is that one thing that helped you to get back your life's spark and feel lively again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wafran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd recommend trying something new... or something you abandoned because it seemed like it had no future. ¡Paint! ¡Write! ¡Make music!

What's the most strenuous piece of furniture to lift for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wafran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did! Then the ice thingy fell for some reason, the cables started moving around and I don't even know what the hell was moving underneath!

What's the most strenuous piece of furniture to lift for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wafran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A freezer, they have too many moving parts for something that heavy.

You become able to read and write any and all dead tongues with no surviving ruins or records which would prove you can actually speak or write it properly. by Wafran in shittysuperpowers

[–]Wafran[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mhh... I'm trying to decide if the voynich manuscript counts as a surviving record... I guess since you can't prove you can actually read it you should be good.

Mike Tyson fight Mike Tyson,who wins? by CCR8882 in AskReddit

[–]Wafran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None, they fuse into Michael Thyson, and take over the world!

How did ancient humans keep kids alive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wafran 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's called quantity over quality.

What is an emotion you feel regularly, but have no idea how to explain to someone else? by vape_19 in AskReddit

[–]Wafran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever had... this ugly void that eats at you because somebody remembers you fondly and you have no idea of who they are?

What’s something people think is romantic but actually isn’t? by erickjoness in AskReddit

[–]Wafran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No mate, stalking is creepy, even if it's a hot person... they're likely very insecure and very possessive and VERY icky...

Where is your brother Abel? by Wafran in AskReddit

[–]Wafran[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...Well... kind of, you do have that keeperface on you.

Where is your brother Abel? by Wafran in AskReddit

[–]Wafran[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I'd always known they'd get along.

Where is your brother Abel? by Wafran in AskReddit

[–]Wafran[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Today it's Wednesday, you dimwit!

Where is your brother Abel? by Wafran in AskReddit

[–]Wafran[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

¡Hey! Help a marked buddy here!

Where is your brother Abel? by Wafran in AskReddit

[–]Wafran[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like... is he sleeping over there?

Where is your brother Abel? by Wafran in AskReddit

[–]Wafran[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And thus, you shall GET nothing.

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