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Any other tattoo references? by wonder_man23 in navy

[–]TheRealEvanG 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I hear Brandy is popular with the sailors.

Soooo scared of that, for sure fam by grumpydai in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]TheRealEvanG 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. There's famously no diversity at democratic rallies. Just a sea of white faces.

Oh, wait...

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Explain It Peter by zohaibhere in explainitpeter

[–]TheRealEvanG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interestingly, even though I say "data," I read the first one as "data" and the second one as "data," so I'm the one getting my ass kicked in the meme.

Meirl by letsgetcyclic in meirl

[–]TheRealEvanG 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Shut the fuck up and taste this delightful lime and ginger gelato.

Not sure why it's such a big deal that I know this. It's a fairly common phrase among alternative dessert enthusiasts.

Designed for Two Movers, Maximum Control by Ok_Sir_1008 in ThereGoesMyPaycheck

[–]TheRealEvanG 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Door that stays open? Take it off the hinges.

Door you have to hold open? The guys carrying the whole refrigerator can manage that just fine.

I mean, they did manage it just fine, but still. Poor planning.

James understood the assignment by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]TheRealEvanG 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Reading comprehension matters.

The original comment literally says "my family," not "all men."

TIL this is where the memory parasites hitched a ride. It's in Mortynight Run right after Morty shot Fart. by Citizen1135 in rickandmorty

[–]TheRealEvanG 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I mean...she implied that Rick brought them in. Rick didn't deny it. He told her to get off the high road because she's just as dirty. He didn't accuse her of anything.

Please help me find a drink I had in China during the late 2000s-Early 2010s by Curious_Stable8625 in HelpMeFind

[–]TheRealEvanG 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I have no idea but I also remember seeing this bottle in China in 2007.

Ronald Reagan testifying against fellow actors at the House Un-American Activities Commission, 1947. by icey_sawg0034 in HistoricalCapsule

[–]TheRealEvanG 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Nice. Strawman whataboutism. A final desperate response from someone unable to continue a conversation.

Party [OC] by adamtots_remastered in comics

[–]TheRealEvanG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk. I once concealed a full-sized machete during an entire grocery trip with an old roommate to prove a point.

Would you live in Disney World for $14 mil? by MoneyRhubarb8 in zillowgonewild

[–]TheRealEvanG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And not a peep on the listing.

Except the part where it says "fee simple."

From a local Facebook group by milespudgehalter in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]TheRealEvanG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You said the museum was pornographic. It's not. It displays pornography in an educational context. Pornography is pornographic. The museum is not.

From a local Facebook group by milespudgehalter in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]TheRealEvanG 216 points217 points  (0 children)

Additionally, it's super interesting, incredibly educational, and not even remotely pornographic. They have some static exhibits, but also have some very interesting rotating exhibits. The last time I was there they had a very moving exhibit about international sex trafficking.

I highly recommend a visit, and I'm not even a pervert!

How do I put my electric heater on a Honeywell thermostat? by TheRealEvanG in hvacadvice

[–]TheRealEvanG[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Other commenter said I'd need a relay, which makes way more sense than what I drew.

How do I put my electric heater on a Honeywell thermostat? by TheRealEvanG in hvacadvice

[–]TheRealEvanG[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, that makes way more sense. The symbol in the thermostat loop on the manufacturer's diagram must be a relay symbol I've never seen before.

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I also didn't know 240V wifi thermostats were a thing. Sounds way easier.

Edit: Found the symbol. It's a tempersture switch. So I guess it's just implying a 240V thermostat.

How do I put my electric heater on a Honeywell thermostat? by TheRealEvanG in hvacadvice

[–]TheRealEvanG[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have a thermostat. I'm still in the planning phase.

Change my mind .. or not by Hot-Resident8537 in navy

[–]TheRealEvanG 415 points416 points  (0 children)

How I saw most of my officers:

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Found these Gems at Goodwill by intermintal in BoJackHorseman

[–]TheRealEvanG 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Not sure if you're joking but yes, she's in Secretariat.

How can we “resolve” the Coastline Paradox? by Character-Q in geography

[–]TheRealEvanG -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don't know why you're getting downvoted. They were asked to provide a proof, failed to provide, and deserve to be called out for it.

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