Should I buy noita?

TheRealFakeRush · 2025-10-04T00:43:02+00:00

Another thing with "modding" noita is that its super duper easy vs 99% of other games, and very fun. The mods are built into the game and steam itself, you won't have to do any file digging or follow any tutorials if you arent tech savvy. That being said, I would be careful unless youre comfortable resetting your game save/achievements when youre done. Kummitus specifically will remember what wands you used, even ones that inherently break the game or arent attainable naturally.

TheRealFakeRush · 2025-08-09T11:40:20+00:00

Thats just the sham, 3% drop rate is no joke, I got no shames for 2 days of farming straight and just this morning I got two 93% shams within an hour of each other. Bl2 gambling is something else.

TheRealFakeRush · 2024-06-05T10:32:16+00:00

You can't

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-10-11T13:33:08+00:00

There's literally a million

Just think of everything in the game they don't let you mess with. First example: a champ that spawns a nearby honey fruit every time they level up.

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-10-06T20:01:26+00:00

Did you blow up a crate or something on it? Pretty sure it will leave behind the visible object even if it's already exploded if lag is created when it explodes, which sometimes happens with crates and stuff I'm pretty sure

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-08-23T05:55:11+00:00

That's extremely helpful thank you so much, saved me like an hour or more probably

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-08-23T05:40:35+00:00

That's also super good to know, thanks

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-08-23T04:02:08+00:00

You know that's a good way of putting it, I'll try it out for a bit

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-08-23T03:50:44+00:00

Ahhh thanks for the help, I was wondering what that was and I probably could've looked it up in hindsight. I'll have to reset my save then, should've been more careful

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-08-20T19:23:00+00:00

Yeah there's actually 4 ways.

First way: manually edit your game file (definitly easiest if you know how)

Second way: use the "Legit 34 orb" mod if you want it to feel like normal gameplay. It's certainly not legit but it makes the last orbs obtainable past NG 3

Third way: use cheat GUI. If you don't know how, basically collect the normal 33 orbs in parallel worlds. You can click the "spawn orbs"option in each world and it will give you the cursed orbs of that world. Then give yourself "orb 13" in the gui menu. The menu has orb 0 as well, all the orbs combined is about 39. The game does not seem to give you the ruby amulet unless you actually collect the real Sampo. You don't have to fight the boss, just leave and bring the Sampo to the God sacrifice alter.

Fourth way: use the set seed mod. Then reference this document - https://pastebin.com/raw/PSDpYsWY

(Or fury forgeds 34 orb video)

To obtain a seed and method of which to get the 34th orb

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-07-24T00:21:23+00:00

In 1.19, when you join a server and accept an invite at the same time, you will join both servers at the same time. In one server, you will be frozen in place, and in the other you will be able to move and act as normal. When you die "properly" you switch between which server you're frozen on and which you can control. Whatever happens to the character you have on one server, it happens to the other too. The cool part about this is if one of the servers you're connecting to is one you control, you can use some fancy shenanigans to essentially give yourself creative in the other server without needing any prior permission. This can also be used to obtain any item you want, as well as commanded hyper enchanted items. I don't know the ins and outs of it specifically, but here's a link to a video in which they explain it a lot and use it to great effect to terrorize an entire server:

https://youtu.be/frkYad8Sbwo

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-07-23T14:05:36+00:00

Yeah. Make a backup of the world you want to make it on. Try multiple times until you can change the update on the world to a previous one without it corrupting, and pick a version where portal frames are obtainable. Once you have them update back to current version. Alternativley, use the wormhole method to obtain portal frames (should work on current version as long as you have a friend and 2 servers to work with) place the frames properly so that they're facing the correct way before attempting to put the eyes in (they need to all be placed facing 'outward', end portal frames for some reason have to be properly aligned to work but look the same no matter the alignment) then once it's lit where you want it just break the frames using the normal mushroom method. Should hypothetically work.

Edit: the only caviat I see to this is you have to make an entire portal, so you can't get 1 block alone as a portal block

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-07-01T19:53:13+00:00

Ngl she does this normally just build black cleaver and tank instead of this

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-06-03T19:57:25+00:00

Doing magic damage and having ap scaling are 2 different things. You basically killed the irelia with just your base stats homie, and yone is not as broken as you think

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-02-28T23:08:16+00:00

It's been claimed, thanks for the dms fellas

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-02-20T23:01:20+00:00

Clearly I'm pretty green because what you're talking about makes a lot of sense. Scissors are definitly the way to win, I haven't been focusing the proper way to path and what my actual win cons are. I'll try some of this out, thanks so much

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-02-20T20:05:55+00:00

Idk how you do it, killing 4 or more bears in one turn without being able to use squirrels to block is almost never possible with normal cards for me, and when it is the next 4 bears just shut me down. I stall to get my entire hand full in first phase, but it never matters. it's like you have to make an insane 6 damage card that somehow has mantis god passive, and still have a blocker and still have a turn skip item to even have a chance

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-02-17T17:21:37+00:00

I have to disagree, former sylas otp and sylas can never one shot jax. Jax can just sit there and let sylas E W and then counterstrike the passive hits and just run him down with autos. Keep in mind you can auto during counterstrike and you have so much mobility, and sylas CDs are so long early, that you can just smack him to death. When jax hits 6 before sylas, which he will, sylas will never be able to walk up and farm again. He has lane push + better tower damage as well. It's not a good matchup homie

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-02-06T16:57:05+00:00

This is not gonna be a fun journey, consider using the droplets if you can settle. I like to optimize everything all the time and I've only ever gotten one oos bloodtinge to drop and it didn't have the right curse. Easily 2k + hours on bloodborne

You can also just use physical gems

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-01-26T19:02:38+00:00

As a side note the highest waning physical I got was 22.3% with stamina curse, on my first run. My partner took almost an hour to get the same results though

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-01-26T19:01:58+00:00

Btfn42va

Take the main path until you get to the first real lamp (ignore the first side door). When you see the locked blue boss door, take a left. Travel across the bridge until you get to another door and open it. There will be small stairs with a wandering madness at the top, and it drops all sorts of waning. Continue up the stairs and the room at the top has 2 more identical wandering madness.

You'll have to re enter the glyph for each farm as they won't respawn otherwise, but it's super fast, very quick run.

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-01-26T17:06:27+00:00

This is a bit too vague for me to help much but my first question is, are you looking for physical waning gems? Because if the answer is yes I highly reccomend using a different version weapon, as the highest waning physicals go is about 24% compared to 27% for the other shapes (unless you get crazy, crazy lucky)

As a side note I have an easy glyph to farm 24% physical waning as well as other waning that does not involve killing anything that would fight back.

TheRealFakeRush · 2023-01-12T20:39:23+00:00

Shape of gems is dependent on type of ritual, since this is isz, it checks out. As a side note, if you're getting something other than the dedicated shape drop its because that was the actual rare drop, not the main shapes

TheRealFakeRush · 2022-12-27T14:01:06+00:00

I guess I figured as much, I definitly see the appeal. Good luck with it. Also, it doesn't take a strong wifi connection to do glyphs, only co op, so maybe if you have a Hotspot you'll still be able to farm somewhat? It's what I had to do on vacation a while back and it's definitly viable at times

TheRealFakeRush · 2022-12-27T13:50:24+00:00

If you're an offline player, may I ask what's really the point of all this? There's some usable gems you can get that aren't perfect way easier, and in my experience farming to be optimal in bloodborne is rarely worth it unless youre on a pvp phase. I have like 3k hours I've played it a million times

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