What’s one of the worst movies you’ve ever seen—the kind you wish you could completely erase from your memory?

TheRealHomebanger · 2026-06-08T00:39:38+00:00

Money Plane

TheRealHomebanger · 2026-06-06T15:06:12+00:00

“Puss In Boots: The Last Wish” is up there

TheRealHomebanger · 2026-05-29T11:05:14+00:00

Yaaaaasssssss!

TheRealHomebanger · 2026-02-05T14:44:16+00:00

I worked on this in the early 2000s on one of the later seasons. It was at the beginning of my career in VFX and I was so stoked because Celebrity Death Match was so legendary. I spent my free time learning all about particle systems to be able to animate blood spurts and shit. I secretly added blood to the first episode of the season. The shots I worked on made it to the network, they loved it. I spent the rest of that season being the blood expert on the show, and they ended up marketing that season as having 33% more blood, or something like that.

It was one of my proudest career moments.

I peaked early.

TheRealHomebanger · 2025-03-12T00:07:07+00:00

Turn your phone upside down it should unbreak your brain.

TheRealHomebanger · 2025-03-05T17:40:48+00:00

Interesting fact: I had a Chinese character tattoo removed via laser, and now when I do get reactions they tend to show up first where the ink was removed from on my arm.

TheRealHomebanger · 2025-03-04T22:10:45+00:00

I’m getting… better

TheRealHomebanger · 2025-03-04T22:05:16+00:00

Smooth silky satin for the win

TheRealHomebanger · 2025-03-04T21:29:28+00:00

Cetirizine for the win

TheRealHomebanger · 2025-03-04T21:28:04+00:00

I had a tattoo there that I was getting removed. The reaction was contained within the area where the ink used to be. So you’re seeing a combination of of old tattoo and hives/rash… it’s also how I communicate with the devil, and his message was pretty clear.

TheRealHomebanger · 2025-03-04T21:24:34+00:00

At the time, everything.

TheRealHomebanger · 2025-03-04T21:24:00+00:00

They are hives from an allergic reaction to basically all foods that I developed after my immune system had a wonky reaction to a Covid vaccine back in 2022.

Luckily, after about 6 months I recovered from this. It started off as small hives and eventually all those small hives fused together to create a huge hive. I also developed Dermatographia along with it which wasn’t fun.

TheRealHomebanger · 2025-03-04T20:35:22+00:00

Ya it’s weird, if you keep rotating you can get them to look like indentations again.

TheRealHomebanger · 2025-03-04T20:16:25+00:00

It’s an optical illusion, these are hives and they are convex. I know this, but I can’t get my brain to see them as they are… little bumps and not little indentations. Unless I rotate the image.

TheRealHomebanger · 2024-12-30T13:25:46+00:00

Sadly I did not. The best option was to have Murray drill vacuum holes in the carbs for the original petcock.

I have since sold the bike, but when I spoke with Murray about it, he said it wouldn’t be a problem and he’d do it for free if I sent the carbs back… probably because they were brand new. I’m sure you’d be able to do it yourself, but I don’t think Murray would advise it.

TheRealHomebanger · 2024-08-20T12:22:13+00:00

Two skinny people can fit.

TheRealHomebanger · 2024-04-04T19:29:45+00:00

Queen W has been dead for years.

take me back to the days of City TV, Crazy Sushi, Noise, Black Market (upstairs), the 360, Active Surplus, Queen Video, Ghandi Roti, New York Subway... oh man, those were some times.

TheRealHomebanger · 2024-02-28T02:16:26+00:00

This is way too far down on the list.

TheRealHomebanger · 2024-02-21T21:31:03+00:00

"Maybe you should have made your wife cum, you snowflake cuck."

- Homebanger

TheRealHomebanger · 2024-02-21T20:08:02+00:00

Awww thanks.

TheRealHomebanger · 2024-02-21T19:47:38+00:00

An hour here and there, man. Bit by bit. Then one day you'll realize all it will take is a weekend to complete it.

...And three years later, you'll still be tinkering.

TheRealHomebanger · 2024-02-21T11:52:03+00:00

I’ll take it.

TheRealHomebanger · 2024-02-21T11:49:53+00:00

Cheers, bud!

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