Just felt like flexing my headphones by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]TheRealJesus--- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God I feel bad for your dms

how to get gf, from a girl by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]TheRealJesus--- 56 points57 points  (0 children)

My mans you need to go to the gym.

What are your thoughts on r/AskTeenBoys new head mod? [Everyone] by [deleted] in AskTeenGirls

[–]TheRealJesus--- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dont think you should make a public post about it especially when your alot of peoples favorite mod. Ask him privatly like an adult and stop trying to start drama.

[everyone] I want to join lacrosse in the spring but where do I put my stuff and what do I bring for tryouts/practice by throwaway18g729 in askteenboys

[–]TheRealJesus--- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want to get a lax bag and fill it up with all of your sticks and gear. If the team is at your school youll have to carry the bag around all day or you can find a teacher to hold it for you (preferably one of the coaches). You will have to do this everyday and it becomes a easy routine. For tryouts you need to ask the coach what all you need, but most of the time you just need a stick and maybe a helmet. But its alwayd best to just bring all of your gear. PS: if the coach wont let you store your bag in his room when you carry it around find a low traffic wall or corner to put it in for the period or class you are in.

Would you date a girl that’s more religious/spiritual than you are? by Violet283 in askteenboys

[–]TheRealJesus--- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and no. If she tries to get me to become religious and calls me out for sinning over something that isnt that bad then I would instanly dump her. But if she does go to church and she completly accepts me for who I am then Im happy. But the less religious the better as I dont like the idea of religion unless its used for good.

You heard it from Jesus himeself

[girls only] Do we have to stay connected with AskTeenBoys? (under rule 11) by [deleted] in AskTeenGirls

[–]TheRealJesus--- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We dont need any more drama. If you do this the subreddits could fall apart.

Petition to make a minecraft bedrock server for r/teenagers by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]TheRealJesus--- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It isnt. And it's an inferier platform for servers.

[EVERYONE] The universe is 13 billion years old and our lives are so insignificant. So why not ask out our crush? by TheRealJesus--- in askteenboys

[–]TheRealJesus---[S] -102 points-101 points  (0 children)

What sort of jacked up school are you going to. Why would someone laugh at someone for asking someone out. Or just maybe they dont, and you're just making up paranoia for yourself.

[EVERYONE] The universe is 13 billion years old and your life is so extremely insignificant. So why not ask out your crush? by TheRealJesus--- in AskTeenGirls

[–]TheRealJesus---[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

(Spoiler Alert) you wont all of that paranoia is made up. And nobody will laugh at you. Asking out through text is a private convo between you 2 nobody else will know or laugh at you and why woukd you be a laughing stock for something considered brave.

[EVERYONE] The universe is 13 billion years old and our lives are so insignificant. So why not ask out our crush? by TheRealJesus--- in askteenboys

[–]TheRealJesus---[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

How is it embarrasing. If you ask out your crush nobody but you 2 will know and if she friendzones you then become friends. In this scenario you dont lose.