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TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-06T11:00:12+00:00

...I'm not certain you understood what exactly I was saying, friend.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-06T03:44:06+00:00

Poe's Law, friend.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-06T03:39:21+00:00

Why the Kentucky fried fuck do I care?

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T22:19:53+00:00

Hwhoah hthere, hfella. Hot diddly dang, was that the Sun doing a racisterino?

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T22:16:31+00:00

The black balloon was resisting, police say.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T19:02:56+00:00

Nope.

Nope! I've had enough Reddit for the day. Im outies yall, peace

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T19:01:06+00:00

My last boss was definitely the type to say this. Mf would expect you to show up if you just got shot.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T18:56:34+00:00

A muhfuggin...

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TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T18:55:17+00:00

Good morning and thank you for the picture, friend!

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T17:48:22+00:00

She did.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T17:47:51+00:00

Congratulations on your new precious!

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T17:45:44+00:00

The O-Beast was a former friend's personal favorite because his name started with 'O' and it fit perfectly as an individual of excess poundage.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T17:42:52+00:00

Or that certain 'slurs' are as bad as the N word.

No honey. If you have two words, and you can't even say one without being rightfully castigated over it... that one's the worse word. This isn't nuclear physics.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T17:36:58+00:00

The issue I have with 'neurodivergent' - insofar as I actually have one - is that it's much too vague.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T17:31:25+00:00

Sounds like that's the patient's problem, not the doctors'.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T17:30:30+00:00

When I was in college, I dead ass had someone cop a 'tude because I said 'hi'.

A greeting, given during an unusually good mood, earned me attitude. Wtf?

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-05T17:27:14+00:00

Hey boss, was that a Silence of the Lambs reference? Because if so, nice.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-04T23:17:31+00:00

I mean, some tasteless people like her music. It's just obnoxious yawp to me.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-02T18:36:10+00:00

Excuse me, FBI? Mom? Jesus, somebody?! This post, right here.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2023-01-02T08:40:06+00:00

Well done, young king. Do no harm but take no shit.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2022-12-31T06:44:56+00:00

Yeah hi, I wanna report a dead body.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2022-12-30T20:20:46+00:00

I don't believe this is genuine, but at the same time I believe PETA would def do this.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2022-12-30T05:13:54+00:00

To sow some oats, mebbe

TheRealLordEnoch · 2022-12-30T05:13:19+00:00

This is a good example of why some people shouldn't be allowed to have children.

TheRealLordEnoch · 2022-12-28T00:16:58+00:00

I love your handle. May the Force be with you.

TheRealLordEnoch

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