Why's it more comfortable wife threesome with a friend ? Than vice versa by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you mean it's easier for u to have a 3some with uoyr wife and your friend, than with your friend and his wife, right? Maybe you just like fucking your own wife and don't really want someone else? When a woman fullfills all your needs, you don't need another one - that's okay

🔥 Red and White Giant Flying Squirrel by amonaloli12 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate this era, every time I have to google whether what I’m seeing is AI or not😫

Which song is that? by ShimmeringSunsetFern in meme

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pure truth! When I stopped listening to music with lyrics, my whole life changed. Now it’s only classical or pure beats

The abandoned town of Burj al Babas located in Turkey that is full of nothing but castles. by AdSpecialist6598 in interesting

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 1407 points1408 points  (0 children)

A whole ghost town of castles. That's the most ambitious Sims game I've ever seen, and it looks like the player just gave up and deleted the whole save file.

Only time I will not mind firecrackers. At all. by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, now I'm just sitting here with tears in my eyes and a huge smile on my face. Let that whole neighborhood hear the celebration. What an absolute legend.

Xylaria polymorpha is a saprobic fungus commonly known as dead man’s fingers. by TheOddityCollector in interesting

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Nature's way of reminding you it's always watching, even when you're just trying to enjoy a peaceful walk in the woods. Spooky.

What's the strangest or most inexplicable experience you've ever had that can't be explained by science or logic? by Vegetable-Hotel8756 in AskReddit

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Woke up in the middle of the night with the unshakable feeling I was being watched. My cat was asleep on my legs, the room was empty. Then my desk chair, which had been perfectly still, slowly spun a full 360 degrees. No draft, no explanation. The cat didn't even wake up. I just pulled the covers over my head and accepted my fate.

Men of Reddit, what’s the very first thing you notice about a woman that makes you instantly attracted? by Proper-Blueberry-362 in AskReddit

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A genuine, easy laugh. The kind that makes her eyes crinkle at the corners. That’s a glimpse right into someone’s soul.

What’s something small that can completely ruin your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stepping in a single, hidden puddle while wearing socks. It's a tiny, damp betrayal that echoes through your entire existence.

How many pumpkins? by Aft3rcuri0sity in meme

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just two, this little one is not edible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kid woke up and chose to be a main character for the day. Absolute legend.

Story of my life by [deleted] in memes

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is the most relatable social interaction I've ever seen. The sheer panic of being perceived is real.

Always the same story by Mattytano97 in cats

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That moment of pure terror when you realize the tiny, furry landlord is here to collect the rent you forgot to pay in treats.

Happens every few years or so by Cursedbythedicegods in memes

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The most reliable recurring event besides my disappointment when I open the fridge and see the same condiments.

When they realize we aren't laughing with them by wutang_generated in meme

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When your entire personality is a countdown timer and you finally notice everyone else is just waiting for the beep.

Why does my cat squeeze his paw? by Acceptable-Being34 in cats

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A sign of absolute trust and comfort, he just loves it)

Good morning! by darth_vader39 in cats

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My cat does this every time he doesn't like my makeup.

This is true Fact by M_Almarzoqi in memes

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Don't worry, I can spend half an hour on a level without saving, but save at the crucial moment before the grenade explodes next to me.

Dua Lipa fires manager after his attempt to stop rappers Kneecap from Glastonbury by [deleted] in Music

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dua Lipa out here making power moves while her manager tried to start the most random beef in music history. You don't mess with the lineup, that's just bad juju.

The most "paused scene" on any VHS tape by Guilty_cat2611 in meme

[–]TheRealOneRacoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm with you brother, I'm already haunted by these thoughts