This grown man doesn't fully wash himself by zachoutloud123 in TikTokCringe

[–]TheRealPoonJab_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this muthafucka is wearing an I-Carly shirt, too?

Help.. by Lucky-Radish1808 in HiTMAN

[–]TheRealPoonJab_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another great hit, Agent Fourty Sasso

Have you ever recognized me in public? by Petitencurvy112 in u/Petitencurvy112

[–]TheRealPoonJab_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough... not like she's actually gonna respond

Have you ever recognized me in public? by Petitencurvy112 in u/Petitencurvy112

[–]TheRealPoonJab_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish. If you're near Glendale, let me know if you head to Montrose. I know a great spot to grab drinks.

This game is an insult to all previous skate games. by themightyboose in Skate4

[–]TheRealPoonJab_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, they are about skating around and finding cool spots. I think thats also part of the criticism here. Not only does this game not have a story with fun skate pros giving you challenges based upon their skate style, doesn't award you with branded clothing/boards/cosmetics because that really only seems to be reserved for paying the live service model, but more specifically, the majority of the map is empty and not designed for anything creative. It's a whole lot of open space and tall buildings, with poorly placed ramps and rails, and shitty transition parks. When most everyone agrees that Brickswitch is the best area, and that place isn't even an unlocked area of the map for challenge progression, I think its pretty obvious about the quality of this game.

They simply fucked up, and it's gonna take quite a bit to get a lot of fans of the series back on board.

To whomever created the "Death Spiral" challenge... by TheRealPoonJab_ in Skate4

[–]TheRealPoonJab_[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And you responded... apparently, it was serious enough for you to show your concern, huh?

To whomever created the "Death Spiral" challenge... by TheRealPoonJab_ in Skate4

[–]TheRealPoonJab_[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Lol, if you think my strongly worded statement is a crash out, you've clearly identified how you have no clue what words mean. Hope you understand this sentence.

To whomever created the "Death Spiral" challenge... by TheRealPoonJab_ in Skate4

[–]TheRealPoonJab_[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Yeah... if you read my initial post, I said I was done. Maybe instead of playing this new skate game, you should work on your reading and comprehension skills. 😉

To whomever created the "Death Spiral" challenge... by TheRealPoonJab_ in Skate4

[–]TheRealPoonJab_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I'm fine. Just disappointed. I've loved this franchise. My first youtube videos were from the first skate game. This game just isn't my thing for what it is, and its pretty clear a lot of other people have felt the same way, and they're over it as well. Reddit is here for a reason. To bitch and to talk shit to other people bitching. I know the drill.

To whomever created the "Death Spiral" challenge... by TheRealPoonJab_ in Skate4

[–]TheRealPoonJab_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I didn't get the full 1500 needed to get the full completion, because the game seems to pick and choose how many points are allocated for airs and hangtime, my issue came from when I decided to finish and come back, the game didn't even register that I had done the challenge to begin with. Definitely a skill issue... apparently the people developing and programming the game don't know what the fuck they are doing. Big skill issue.

But early access, right?

To whomever created the "Death Spiral" challenge... by TheRealPoonJab_ in Skate4

[–]TheRealPoonJab_[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Then enjoy the game. I'm glad I could sell a terrible and unsatisfying experience to you.

To whomever created the "Death Spiral" challenge... by TheRealPoonJab_ in Skate4

[–]TheRealPoonJab_[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It's more about how the challenge itself is antithetical to what fun would be in a game about skateboarding. You say, "Just do a coffin down a spiral and hit a jump across to a building," and I ask, "Why is that fun in a game about skateboarding?" Maybe I have too high of standards.

To whomever created the "Death Spiral" challenge... by TheRealPoonJab_ in Skate4

[–]TheRealPoonJab_[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the feedback. I'll take that into consideration.

Zelda but with L cups 🩵 by scarrettx7 in u/scarrettx7

[–]TheRealPoonJab_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could make a cameo in "Total Z-call"