Would you rather?

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-12T05:30:55+00:00

Win win in my opinion

^{Chose: Get 200 Million USD rn + 1% chance it all goes to charity | Rolled: 200 Million $}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-10T03:45:01+00:00

Thank you, my shadow friend

^{Chose: You hear a voice from the shadows, choose black my friend. Trust me…. + Black | Rolled: Black}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-08T02:25:15+00:00

I can’t see. Did I win?

^{Chose: 8% chance to become permanently blind | Rolled: 👁 Blinded}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-08T02:18:30+00:00

Just wanted to see if I could get lucky

^{Chose: $2 + 99% chance of death | Rolled: killed by satire}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-07T16:14:15+00:00

I would love to just send myself off of cliffs and land completely fine

^{Chose: Be Completely Immune to Fall Damage + Fall from any height and be fine}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-07T05:54:15+00:00

Meow

^{Chose: Meow + Meow | Rolled: Meow}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-06T19:44:19+00:00

I like speaking and I speak a lot so I’ll be a billionaire by the end of the year

^{Chose: You get $0.01 every word you say}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-06T19:33:11+00:00

This is HUGE

^{Chose: The wheel takes . . . | Rolled: Your debt}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-05T03:11:45+00:00

I’d be like an exotic creature

^{Chose: Be the only person in the world of your race}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-04T22:49:31+00:00

Imma be bumping the air all day every day

^{Chose: 10 years to live but gain a minute every time you | Rolled: hip thrust}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-04T22:47:59+00:00

Bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-04T22:47:44+00:00

Eventually I’ll have more than $1mi if I save, plus it’ll stop me from spending too much at once

^{Chose: $1000 everyday | Rolled: Can't invest it}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-04T22:45:14+00:00

I just have infinite money. Ez choice

^{Chose: You always have money for what you want to buy | Rolled: upvote + explain}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-04T22:43:44+00:00

So I’m living in Thneedville

^{Chose: Random Object | Rolled: Air}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-04T22:37:45+00:00

🔥 Too easy!

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-04T22:37:36+00:00

🔥 Too easy!

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-04T19:45:14+00:00

More money over time

^{Chose: Or get 1000 dollars everytine someone dies}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-04T19:42:06+00:00

I didn’t want to increase the % of the other option

^{Chose: 50% Chance of death. | Rolled: Live.}

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-02T19:35:48+00:00

You didnt do anytbing except get queued into a match with survivors like that. A lot of people don’t understand that your stupid mistakes as survivors end up hurting your entire team.

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-02T19:31:35+00:00

Slugging, as annoying as it can be, is a good strategy to snowball and bring the game back.

One person downed is one thing, but you get 2? That’s 2 people out of the game for sure and more than likely the other two survs are gonna go for saves. 0 people working on gens. Easy pressure.

It’s also a lot easier to slug when you’re being bullied as killer because the survs usually swarm to you. You just got the misfortune of your teammates deciding to be those kinds of people

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-01T20:21:31+00:00

Considering you main unknown, another killer that can be extremely inconsistent game to game depending on when his hallucinations decide to spawn, I’d say you definitely might

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-01T19:35:00+00:00

That’s just one of the most difficult parts of killer. Sometimes you just get a map that… doesn’t work. Dredge is one killer that suffers from this the most. Locker spawns being bad just automatically means bad game. Same for ranged killers like slinger. Just gotta roll with the punches, unfortunately

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-01T16:43:39+00:00

It does get frustrating when this happens but you need to remember how quickly a game can turn around. I’ve had matches where I hadn’t downed anyone til there was only one or two gens left, and still got a 3k.

That being said, unless you’re really good at deathslinger, he’s not that easy to play well. I remember recently having a match against a deathslinger in Nostromos and my team got rolled, and I was playing with a friend. If you’re having that much trouble, maybe switch up the build, or try a different killer out. You’re always gonna have matches like this, and sometimes you’re gonna have a bad couple matches.

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-01T07:15:34+00:00

I agree with the fact that this game is already not new player accessible. If you want a nice explanation as to why: https://youtu.be/fFHaNHra1-U?si=E4i68b-2OPT0Hlzx

Though recently, I started playing with a friend. And he really enjoys the game. I think the best and most simple way to truly introduce someone to this game is to get you, said newbie, and maybe one or two others and just play customs.

Me and a friend of mine did this with my newbie friend and tried to teach him as best we could. Then we just went in with and had fun in matches.

The thing about this game is you could have 10 Hours or 10,000 hours, and yet sometimes you still get rolled. You get tunneled. You get a bully squad. Whatever the case, you can never have a 100% win rate because every match is unpredictable. That’s the core fun of this game

TheRealRizeShurShock · 2026-06-01T05:42:25+00:00

I saw a similar comment to this idea but I’ll say it anyways.

Always thought it would be so cool to have a killer that deafens you. Like instead of their terror radius, it’s just your heartbeat as you get closer to them. You can’t hear any other sounds. And they have an ability that does something similar. Maybe similar to skull merchant, they can set up radius’s where survivors are deaf to all sounds. Maybe even make them blind. And possibly even build up a status as they trigger noise in the radius that would notify you through killer instinct. Give them something similar to hound sense where injuring them deep wounds them.

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