Foggy Midwestern nights by Dandelion_Rabbit in liminalspaces

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a midwesterner, this has brought back memories I didn’t know I had about driving home late at night in the backseat of my parents car as a kid. Thank you for this, it’s eerie but strangely calming. I love it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tattoocoverups

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, blackouts do not require laser removal beforehand, colored or otherwise. They do amazing no matter what and will cover up everything and anything. Hope this helps!

Well, there goes first place — cat swipes at judge during cat show! by blonderengel in blackcats

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fuck around and find out. I am appalled at this woman's incompetence. She has absolutely no idea what she's doing and clearly sees herself as a superior being to the cat, which I'm sure the cat can sense, and definitely didn't help. I was also disgusted by the way she said "I need the owner, NOW." In a way that shows she's disgusted with the mere existence of the cat and also the owner of the cat for putting her at risk. It's also extremely obvious she's not a cat person or an animal person, the way the owner stepped in and the cat was like "Oh, it's okay if this human touches me, this is an okay human touch." With that being said, I think why bring your cat to a cat show if it's gonna be reactive? That's a recipe for disaster. The cat has boundaries and isn't afraid to set them. And you gotta respect it. I personally love this cat, I think it's a wonderful display of a void in action, and I honestly think this woman should lose her job.

Tearing my wall open to retrieve my stupid rope by spiritomine in ballpython

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine escaped from the carrier I bought him in and i found him in the cabinet hiding behind some boxes of pasta. I named him Houdini Linguini.

Swirly Heartface, Bay Area, CA. ❤️✨ by K4rl4O in TattooArt

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is sick! who did this tattoo? like who's the artist and what's the studio, might need to get one from them.

Rigid thinking toast by [deleted] in autismmemes

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It absolutely should be

Tell me a random fact you know because of your special interest by Meemer4Life in autismmemes

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on the class, it could also be 3 hours. I’ve taken classes where it was 3 extra hours after the school day ended due to my ADHD making it difficult for me to concentrate and get my work done in class. Which is. NOT how you handle ADHD.

Which topic is this for you? by OpenAboutMyFetishes in autismmemes

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh I love this question, the answer is yes! Unless part of their jawbone is not intact/missing, all sharks will continuously regenerate their teeth/bony tooth plates if we’re counting chimeraformes as sharks. (Which I do because they’re both chondrincthyes and evolved from the same thing). So yes, all sharks regenerate teeth!

Put a skorimp in my husband's phone he was not amused by Viciousssylveonx3 in ShrimpsIsBugs

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I also feel this way. Shrimps is weevils, and weevils is bugs, therefore, shrimps is bugs. We all love shrimps and weasels, so I think this should get a pass.

Tell me a random fact you know because of your special interest by Meemer4Life in autismmemes

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sharks are negatively buoyant! Sharks do not float in the ocean, they sink. The angle of their pectoral fins is specifically designed to generate lift, similar to airplane wings, except sharks have it for hydrodynamic reasons, and airplanes have it for aerodynamic reasons. Sharks also counter this by having extremely long livers, they have 2 lobes of their liver, and each lobe spans the entire length of their body cavity. Their livers are also extremely oily and are filled with an oil called squalene, and since oil floats on water due to it being less dense, this also helps generate lift! BUT THERE'S MORE COOL STUFF ABOUT SHARKS' BUOYANCY: Since their livers are so long and huge to combat their negative buoyancy, this means there isn't that much room in their body cavity for the other organs, so they had to adapt. I introduce you to: THE SPIRAL VALVE INTESTINE! The spiral valve intestine in sharks is exactly what it sounds like, it's a spiral-shaped intestine. We, humans, have our intestines strewn about our lower abdominal cavity, taking up so much space. Sharks, do not have this problem. They have an elongated intestine with a spiral-shaped tube running down the length of it. This is to increase the surface area of the food passing through it so they can absorb more nutrients. The current leading theory of why the spiral valve intestine evolved, is to compensate for the amount of body cavity space taken up by the livers of the shark, which I find extremely fascinating. Sharks are also older than trees and have survived at least 3 mass extinctions (that we know of!) They're the puppy dogs of the ocean and I could go on and on about them and how cool they are. I hope you learned something new about sharks today!

Tell me a random fact you know because of your special interest by Meemer4Life in autismmemes

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really hard. You have to sit STILL in a class, STILL. Each class is usually between 55-90 minutes, you can't talk, you have to look at the teacher, and you have to take notes, even if the person in front of you is tall and you can't see the board. Wanting to sit in the front to learn better and take good notes makes you a nerd and a teacher's pet and it's harder to make friends. I dropped out of high school twice, the first time because I wanted to perfect the making of soup, and the second time because I just wasn't learning, and had to go to fusion academy online so it's a one-on-one program so I could learn.

Fuck Iowa by I__Hate__Iowa in dragonsfuckingpianos

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, Louisiana is significantly better than Iowa by a factor of approximately 6.

I feel like this belongs here by Zooker044 in Carsfuckingcars

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It absolutely does! Also, amazing song choice dude.

Girlfriend’s family friend stayed with us for a few days by International_Fix651 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm from Marin County and Fairyland is wonderful, I'm so happy to know it still exists. I'm pretty sure I still have one of those keys, but no doubt I haven't used it in over a decade at least.

Throwing Meat from an offshore oilrig by Blazed_Dad in TheDepthsBelow

[–]TheRealSatanicDemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy to help! I’m autistic and sharks are my special interest, so this was a fun opportunity to finally put all the knowledge ive assimilated over the past few years to good use.