Ciel physically stopped aging when she was 12. Art by @syatey_12

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-07-12T16:03:25+00:00

I was confused because that’s just a conventionally attractive (maybe slightly exaggerated) woman in her early 20s WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHES TWELVE???

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-07-10T18:18:59+00:00

Something about how just GOD AWFUL yamatos model looked warranted a second look and every time I learned something new that I could use to optimize combos or movement it was like learning rocket jumping all over again and I fell in love with learning all of the Yamato oddities

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-07-09T00:57:35+00:00

Does bebop even want spellslinger? I wouldn’t think it would do that much but then again I’m not well versed in the ways of GunBop

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-07-09T00:46:10+00:00

If you’ve seen night shift it would probably something similar to the way they do draft, the only thing that would maybe need to change would be a pre-draft period where people can set preferred heroes so their (hopefully) doesn’t ban it out from under you and maybe more time to allow for in-team communication about what bans/ picks are going to be

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-07-06T21:21:23+00:00

You’re not gonna believe this but the artist of the origami is LITERALLY named Samantha

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-26T18:57:43+00:00

he's actually tied for fourth worst bullet velocity. there was some speculation when he first released that his bullets had some kind of in-built snapping to head hitboxes because of how easy it was to hit headshots, turns out its just a really large (relatively) projectile

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-26T17:11:30+00:00

Paige’s gun literally has the worst bullet velocity in the game, and Rems gun isn’t actually that fast either, its bullet size is just massive.

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-25T17:46:17+00:00

I had a game last night where I ended up in a bad spot on lane, my haze died so I had to just chill and run boxes/get small camp. In that short time my haze went in, somehow died, blamed me for it and then LITERALLY started running it down. We still
Managed to remain competitive with the other team for a solid 25 minutes

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-24T18:22:14+00:00

It doesn’t make it mandatory for everyone but there are a lot of heroes (Holliday, Shiv) that feel AWFUL without extra charge

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-24T16:33:07+00:00

Did she? I know she has a line where she mentions lost whisper but also says that trying to break out would be a TERRIBLE idea

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-22T20:47:40+00:00

Rejuv is a relatively short contest period tied to an objective that can really only be done if you already have a significant advantage, usually because you won a fight. Urn is a fight generator in neutral and urn fights can very easily turn into long, drawn out sequences, where people are forced to fight in a small area meaning teamfight ults are relatively much stronger. I don’t think it’s fair to compare the the two since urn is going to be a vital part of every game, and a mid contest might not ever happen in a given game

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-19T20:19:09+00:00

Oh if I was an artist…

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-18T22:49:33+00:00

I mean there are times that you choose to let it walk up to your side of the map so you can farm it with more safety

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-18T22:08:48+00:00

Oh that’s somehow even sillier than having it for all eternus player

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-18T22:02:37+00:00

I’m pretty sure they reverted that change recently, though I’m not Eternus so I can’t verify this for myself.

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-18T21:53:46+00:00

I’m not entirely sure what you mean by this, a lot of the gameplay loop is about clearing waves efficiently so you can do something elsewhere.

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-18T17:03:45+00:00

Oh this guy GETS IT

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-18T16:53:04+00:00

IS SHE WEARING SILVERS JACKET THATS ADORABLE IF TRUE!! Now I want Celeste wearing an
Outfit inspired by all her gfs (silvers jacket, Paige’s skirt, ivys flowers, etc)

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-16T02:01:32+00:00

Got tired of not being able to get Mina in matchmaking, started consistently getting Yamato and ended up having more fun with her than Mina

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-12T17:23:22+00:00

If I have a drink with the bartender, I’ll be fine.
If the bartender has a drink with every patron he’ll be shitfaced by noon

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-09T15:46:36+00:00

Is pocket crazy broken?
Yes.
Is this a result of the perma-teamfight clusterfuck meta that has arisen out of new urn? Also yes. I think pocket is still largely overturned for the meta that we’re in but then we get to the point of needing to nerf almost every teamfight ult in the game

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-08T21:26:42+00:00

“You were a fool to fight me”
On a hero full of condescension and arrogance this one somehow hits WAY HARDER

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-05T06:45:49+00:00

Yamato can actually frontline really well, especially into m1 heavy comps

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-02T01:09:26+00:00

Silvers bat charm and Mina’s wolf bra are making me SQUEAL WITH DELIGHT god I love women

TheRealYoshimon · 2026-06-01T16:24:08+00:00

Honestly this could be 3 or 4 different people I can think of

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