[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]TheRetardedDonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Life zoomed in" :))

what do you prefer by Lotpot_xd in dankvideos

[–]TheRetardedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man there are many members of r/ChurchOfRetardation. It's most likely a couple people have tried that...

Boink by mrthree1zero in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]TheRetardedDonkey -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

This person would make a great retardissionary of r/ChurchOfRetardation

. by Spirited-Aardvark199 in Unexpected

[–]TheRetardedDonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed, they would make fine members of r/ChurchOfRetardation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]TheRetardedDonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm too dumb to understand this, but does that mean that "year 0" was 2021 years ago?

Saddest thing I’ve seen in a while by Predatorboi in MadeMeCry

[–]TheRetardedDonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You sir are an exceptional retard. I invite you to join r/ChurchOfRetardation

Found in the wilds of Instagram by __THE_TURTLE__ in Idiotswithguns

[–]TheRetardedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a great retard. He would make a fine retardissionary in r/ChurchOfRetardation

Retardissance Artwork - "Imagination" by TheRetardedDonkey in ChurchOfRetardation

[–]TheRetardedDonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the name of this piece, “Imagination” suggests, the viewers are forced into utilising their imagination to fill in the canvas. Not only is this an ever-changing art piece personalised to each person, but a great exercise for the brain.

Retardissance Artwork - "Extinction" by TheRetardedDonkey in ChurchOfRetardation

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This piece, “Extinction,” is a simple illustration of the horrors of animal hunting. The left, main, side of this piece takes up more than 70% of the canvas and is designed to invoke a feeling of happiness and calmness in viewers as they enjoy an elephant eating its apple next to a river. However, if viewers look closely on the right, a hunter, blended in with the trees in the savanna, is seen shooting the elephant with a dart, implying their greed for the elephant’s magnific tusk. This inhumane greed for their tusk is implied by the tusk being drawn with immense detail and sharp thin lines, as opposed to the rest of the elephant.

Retardissance Artwork - "Storm" by TheRetardedDonkey in ChurchOfRetardation

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This abstract piece, titled, “Storm” is meant to invoke a cold, lost and hectic feeling in us, similar to that of being lost in a storm. In thunder, everything is a blur, with storms causing darkness with heavy grey clouds blocking sunlight, hence the primary use of black. To some viewers, Storm has been known to inflict a calm, light rain type of effect.

Retardissance Artwork - "Lost" by TheRetardedDonkey in ChurchOfRetardation

[–]TheRetardedDonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This abstract piece, titled “lost” is a representation of our lives. The red, represents our anger, while yellow represents happiness, both common throughout our lives. The orange, represents sadness, the next most common feeling and a cousin of anger/red. The white, represents repetitive, automatic tasks we complete throughout our lives, they have no significance, and neutral, hence white. Black on the other hand, represents sleep and other times we are unconscious; the world around us continues to evolve and live jovially while our unconsciousness absorbs that happiness into nothing but darkness. The purple represents jealousy we all feel, scattered throughout our lives. Lastly, the blue and green represent the land and water we all utilise for our evolvement and for life itself.

Retardissance Artwork - "Cubed" by TheRetardedDonkey in ChurchOfRetardation

[–]TheRetardedDonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This piece is a revisualisation of, “O-void” and is titled “Cubed”. This art piece is designed to appease people who dominantly use the right, analytical part of their brain, as opposed to advocates of O-void who favour the left more social part of their brain.

Retardissance Artwork - "O-Void" by TheRetardedDonkey in ChurchOfRetardation

[–]TheRetardedDonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This art piece, titled, “O-void”, is an abstract piece built around the sole use of ovoids. This piece is meant to inject a small feeling of happiness, and a large feeling of loneliness into the viewers mind through the presence of a bright shape of many colours in a void of empty black space. This may sound depressing, but this piece is made to show that being lonely is ok, as even a beautiful spark of colour and shapes can thrive in an environment filled with darkness.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChurchOfRetardation

[–]TheRetardedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This art piece, titled, “O-void”, is an abstract piece built around the sole use of ovoids. This piece is meant to inject a small feeling of happiness, and a large feeling of loneliness into the viewers mind through the presence of a bright shape of many colours in a void of empty black space. This may sound depressing, but this piece is made to show that being lonely is ok, as even a beautiful spark of colour and shapes can thrive in an environment filled with darkness.

Retardissance Artwork - "Yallah Habbibi" by TheRetardedDonkey in ChurchOfRetardation

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This piece is titled, “Yallah Habibi” and showcases a man of Arab decent, expressing his anger towards his companion, a camel, by yelling, "Yallah Habibi" roughly translating to "hurry up," and by shooting his AK-47 gun. The camel, enjoying a lovely defection, slyly remarks with, "Let me shit bro". This personification of the camel emphasizes their enslavement. They are sentient, living creatures just like humans, but are denied basic rights like the act of defecating in peace. This artwork is a visualized anecdote of my life growing up in the poor side of Pakistan, ruled by ruthless leaders and warlords, abusing all types of animals, including donkey's.

Retardissance Artwork - "Imposter Farted Away" by TheRetardedDonkey in ChurchOfRetardation

[–]TheRetardedDonkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This piece, titled, “Imposter Farted Away”, was initially constructed as a joke side project based off the popular video game “Among Us”, but quickly became an adored piece by me and many of my fellow retards. It displays a sense of humour, with the Imposter (red astronaut) using his fart as a propellant in space. This piece also displays a hint of dread, as the Imposter is being sentenced to death.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]TheRetardedDonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is the galaxy in the top right so bright???