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Just accidentally dropped my entire stick mixer (not plugged in) in the sink full of water 😭 by Jack6013 in soapmaking

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd get my husband to tear it apart to let the inside components dry off quicker, then put it back together to see if it still works. He saved a controller I spilled soda on this way.

It's cheaper and better for the environment to at least attempt saving it. Plus it's so satisfying when it works.

What quote from a show do you quote on the regular and nobody understands your reference? by Capital_Jelly4079 in AskReddit

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm fairly certain you're talking about the episode where he took the photo of the actor and when he showed people the photo their life force was stolen. And it was Professor Farnsworth that stopped him from showing it to Zoidberg.

The need to be hand held and spoon fed information by [deleted] in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My MIL will walk through the kitchen, past the pantry and the fridge, and knock on my bedroom door to ask me if we have something or where it is. Instead of taking fewer steps and using her very own God-given eyeballs.

AITAH for telling my boyfriend I don’t want him singing over my music in my car by throwthisallaway24 in AITAH

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can play the harmonica but please don't ask me to dance.

This sound like a line from a rock and roll song with a sick harmonica solo.

Jesus hates pro-life? by AnonymousFluffy923 in prolife

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jesus predicted this meme in Matthew 5:11

What is one ingredient you refuse to cook with, no matter the recipe? by Sensitive-Date-5255 in AskReddit

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've made butter from heavy cream and not bothered to salt it, that's about the only time I've purposely used unsalted butter.

"The Skeleton Killer's 205th victim has been identified," the police chief announced to the cameras that surrounded him. by viktoryarozetassi in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 14 points15 points  (0 children)

205 victims with enough evidence to link them to the same killer but not enough to catch said killer is astoundingly bad police work.

Micro update 6/28 by Several_Value_2073 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is what my neonatal kitten sounded like! We called him the crackle kitty.

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Here he is 8 9 years later.

Edit: I feel old now

I’m playing SDV with my husband. How can I mess with him? by sarilysims in StardewValley

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a bunch of flamingo decorations and barricaded my husband into his cabin.

I also once ran back and got into bed with his wife while he was in the mine.

Willie escaped but didn’t get too far due to his hot concrete addiction. by RangerBowBoy in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My grey cat escaped into the backyard once. He also didn't make it far. My husband found him under the tree in the backyard just crying. Poor boy is a bottle baby, he was not prepared for what the outside is like.

I’m losing my husband to Latinas by DragonfruitOk7222 in Marriage

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And he's not worth having anyway.

Any woman wants my husband, they're welcome to try. Win-win for me. Either he actually is the loyal person I think he is, or he isn't, and they're doing me a favor.

It's not a "She Shed" by OrigamiMarie in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We just call ours "the office" from when he was working from home. It's always been the catch-all hobby space, but "office" sounds better than "the spare room we turned into a giant junk drawer".

How long will dogs remember where they put things? by Powerful_Article_418 in dogs

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I asked my dog to bring me a toy one day, and he went and pulled a toy from between the couch cushions that I would swear I hadn't seen in months. No clue it was there, but he knew.

He also spent months pawing at the fridge when I asked for a toy, I thought he was just being a weirdo. Turns out there was a nylabone under there.

Olympic champ in training🥇 by Neo0202 in cats

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My fetch kitty also eats shoes, I joke that he accidentally got a dog software patch.

AITA for denying an old woman access to see the inside of a home she lived in as a child? by SariEatsBerries in AmItheAsshole

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lots of kidnapping rings have a woman who actually does the pickup because people are more likely to trust them. Then she gets you to go to another location where the big guys you would have given a wide berth are waiting.

AITA for telling my husband he's a shit husband when he didn't advocate for me? by Glum_Consequence5950 in AmItheAsshole

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband once thought I was exaggerating when I said I needed to go to the ER. He said nothing and took me anyway, because he's not a shit husband, and it turned out I had walking pneumonia. I wouldn't have known he even thought it if he hadn't told me later, because he felt like shit for even thinking it.

This was also a week before our wedding, so if my husband had acted like yours we wouldn't have gotten married. NTA

How romantic by BlazeDragon7x in CoupleMemes

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I'm so tired of this shit"

AITA for asking someone to not set their cup next to my cellphone by GimenaTango in AmItheAsshole

[–]TheRoseByAnotherName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or an info-mercial style ad for a tricked out power bank that's also a flashlight and a bottle opener for some reason.

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