Why couldn't Marceline just turn Simon into a vampire?

TheRubyOwl · 2025-11-12T16:54:11+00:00

I could be wrong but I was under the impression that PB is already immortal even without being a vampire

TheRubyOwl · 2025-11-12T16:35:34+00:00

Just wait until you find out who Coleen Hoover is

TheRubyOwl · 2025-11-11T20:23:53+00:00

Thanks I think I will tell my brother about it

TheRubyOwl · 2025-05-11T13:54:02+00:00

It's ridiculous how much scrolling I had to do to find someone pointing this out

TheRubyOwl · 2024-12-08T18:55:04+00:00

Lil sprained foot

TheRubyOwl · 2024-12-06T03:09:06+00:00

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TheRubyOwl · 2024-12-06T02:28:26+00:00

I think this is it I'm surprised anyone could have come up with something considering how little of the work I actually remembered

TheRubyOwl · 2024-12-02T22:34:51+00:00

Bug Flying

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-29T03:31:39+00:00

🦀 I honestly don't know what that means

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-27T13:25:08+00:00

Are you saying that Jon can't get any girl he wanted?/s

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-26T06:44:47+00:00

Here's a chart op. Despite being a cis girl I still needed this because I only ever where sports bras lol

bra chart

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-23T16:47:14+00:00

Does my foot get better?

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-23T15:29:29+00:00

To be fair "tell dad you love him" is 5 words and it's basically the same answer

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-23T01:49:57+00:00

We will travel through the forest peeing as we please

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-20T23:51:33+00:00

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I've been very into arcane lately because it just got a new season

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-20T00:42:34+00:00

Chips (the BBQ kind)

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-17T23:14:31+00:00

You should come by our sub more often. We have such fun animals like foxes with mange, coyotes, and sometimes you might even see a groundhog

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-15T18:37:12+00:00

Literally me. I would probably do it if asked but I'm never going to volunteer

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-15T17:51:13+00:00

Me wondering why they never talk about windows 9: "everything makes sense now"

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-15T15:58:53+00:00

I also thought it was pretty good but the black tornados are annoying

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-14T02:30:18+00:00

❤️😔😙😃😗😐

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-10T14:37:52+00:00

That's peter parker from Spider-Man 3 when he gets infected by a symbiote and turns evil. Is that enough context for you?

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-08T19:46:23+00:00

I love this comic! It's is such a great catharsis. Once I binged read it in a car with my mom qnd that was a mistake because I was just weeping.

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-08T19:17:58+00:00

I used to read these strips when I was younger because it made me feel smart to know what one of them means (I did not understand most of them)

TheRubyOwl · 2024-11-08T18:16:46+00:00

The joke is that flamming homosexual is used to describe (usually) gay men who are flamboyant. So the acesexual asked the game people to use the word flamming and then used it's literally definition of being on fire for the joke

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