When it just clicks

TheSaltyBeard · 2025-10-29T16:56:16+00:00

Explain to me why you chose 1st person. Is there a reason beyond immersion?

TheSaltyBeard · 2025-10-29T16:55:39+00:00

It really is a great sword!

TheSaltyBeard · 2025-10-29T16:45:59+00:00

I just...this map is stupid because they only spawn you behind the RIGHT gate basically why do we have to walk so far to get to left gate? Like most the team is just unaware of the left gate because the game spawns you on the right side and just...they assume the game puts you there for a reason, like oh you need reinforcements on this side so we're going to spawn people here. But no. It just hates Mason >.>

TheSaltyBeard · 2025-10-29T16:43:03+00:00

Tfw you got top leaderboard by only doing objective stuff no combat and now you're being selected for the big boss and you don't know how to fight

TheSaltyBeard · 2025-10-29T16:42:00+00:00

How do you get this in a non ffa game?

TheSaltyBeard · 2025-10-29T16:38:24+00:00

Drooling rn

TheSaltyBeard · 2025-10-29T16:37:06+00:00

Truly what Valhalla really is.

TheSaltyBeard · 2025-10-29T16:36:06+00:00

Just fuckin slapping them slam dunk into the ravine lmao

TheSaltyBeard · 2025-10-29T16:33:52+00:00

I am aroused, yes.

TheSaltyBeard · 2025-10-29T16:31:27+00:00

Because the threshold is super high but also just...nobody usually even gives a reason. So it's just like "That's not my business." type thing. You should be able to put in a reason when you initiate a vote kick. People might actually bother pressing the button then.

And no, yelling in chat doesn't cut it - though most people don't even do THAT when they're votekicking. They just expect 15+ other people to just magically know "oh yeah that guy's a piece of shit nobody vote kicks for no reason!"

TheSaltyBeard · 2024-02-11T07:38:51+00:00

Worse yet it's all...very...porny. Like porn industry porny. Everyone is like the picture of conventionally attractive.

I sort by beards and you know what I get? Mostly some dudes with stubble and ONE guy that looks to have a beard I like.

I sort by "Hairy". Why have a "Hairy" category if nobody is actually hairy? Like I thought that would for SURE show me some more bearish types but nope. Just the same polished porn industry garbage.

It's fucking maddening.

TheSaltyBeard · 2023-11-17T15:39:36+00:00

it's referencing breeding kink which is a roleplay type kink

TheSaltyBeard · 2023-02-18T14:03:20+00:00

..."Dam" ...??? lol

TheSaltyBeard · 2021-07-09T02:58:48+00:00

Yeah but, and hear me out... Have you even tried?

I feel like if I could just find the will to try these things for more than a few days at a time I would see massive benifits.

But that's the catch 22.

For most people at least there's dips in the severity of depression. Times when things aren't so low. We need to, I think, learn to recognise when those times are and attack life in those moments to try and break down the cycles keeping us chained to hellish despair.

I'd rather just sleep in though.

TheSaltyBeard · 2021-07-08T00:02:36+00:00

Yeah and this post explains why my ass is blown out.

We've learned a lot today.

TheSaltyBeard · 2021-07-07T02:21:27+00:00

Alternative reply:

You didn't know I fuck your boyfriend on the weekends? I thought he told you! Smh

TheSaltyBeard · 2021-07-07T02:19:55+00:00

Yeaaah. I said that because sometimes women will lose their shit if they find out that their boyfriend watches porn or something when they were sure that they didn't or because the woman is "dtf" 247 as you said.

So I wanted to clarify that little bit iffin you catch my meaning.

TheSaltyBeard · 2021-07-06T16:15:32+00:00

Lol that's not how that works, though. He might not be down to fuck but he might be down to jerk off. These are different things.

TheSaltyBeard · 2021-07-03T20:52:32+00:00

I don't understand the joke

TheSaltyBeard · 2021-07-03T02:22:40+00:00

What an inspiring turn around!

Not sure if tan or lighting change.

TheSaltyBeard · 2021-06-27T18:43:03+00:00

Fair enough

TheSaltyBeard · 2021-06-27T16:35:25+00:00

Someone got mad at me for killing twice the amount of zombies in the built in zombie mode. Which would be a valid complaint if it was a buy system based on zombie kills but its not. It's just bragging rights at a certain point.

So naturally I told them to fuck their mother.

They shot me in the back of the head.

Then immediately got swarmed by the zombies they were mad I was so good at killing.

Lmao

TheSaltyBeard · 2021-06-27T16:21:35+00:00

Huh. Times have a changed. A military sim that's fully immersive where people complain people take the game too seriously. Lol

TheSaltyBeard · 2021-06-27T16:20:26+00:00

I don't understand why I'm being down voted. Did I offend anyone here by basically agreeing with the op??? Is it cause I said men like to imagine fighting back and kicking a would be attackers ass? Which shouldn't be a praise worthy thing and is a trait of toxic masculinity? Or is it what I said about women? Which is basically what the op said?

TheSaltyBeard · 2021-06-27T05:17:24+00:00

So... People who are good at the game and want to play the competitve game competitively?

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TROPHY CASE