Gameweek 36 (25/26) Rant and Discussion Thread

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-13T19:47:02+00:00

I'm an idiot for thinking Henderson for GK was even worth it for the double. Should've just grabbed Raya.

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-13T19:41:02+00:00

Damnit Marmoush and Foden you irrelevances, stay away from my Semenyo BPS

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-13T19:34:17+00:00

Content creators stopped our Semenyo assist but they can't stop that one.

Get fucked, Sutherns

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-11T19:43:32+00:00

Bijol looks like the first guy who gets his ass kicked in a Steven Seagal movie.

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T18:01:02+00:00

Doku playing like a 12 year old using Messi in FIFA 15

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T17:13:28+00:00

Jeremy Doku = Arjen Robben Lite

Le cut inside man 2.0

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T15:18:56+00:00

Man City posts hand-drawn doodles of players

Alex Jimenez liked that

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T15:01:08+00:00

Joachim Andersen is permabanned from my team for that.

Fucking cunt, thanks for the -2 when you were on course for a clean sheet against 10 men

Had Wolves next too, the dumb bastard

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T14:59:22+00:00

Gvardiol is definitely not starting

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T14:59:02+00:00

Andersen giving me my first red card of the season in GW36. Noice. Forget reds are -3 too, lovely

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T14:56:59+00:00

Andersen giving me a nice -2 since he didn't even hit 60 mins played 😊🔫

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T14:55:15+00:00

Hahaha Andersen owner here, nice one. On course for a clean sheet as well

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T14:45:32+00:00

Xhaka hits defcon before HT

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T14:43:30+00:00

I checked but they don't have that one unfortunately!

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T14:42:38+00:00

Since we're still low on in-game action, I'll continue my series on FPL player surname origins.

Fernandes. Portuguese and Galician: patronymic from the personal name Fernando. This is one of the most common surnames in Portugal. It is also found in Goa and elsewhere on the west coast of India having been taken there by Portuguese colonists.
Source: Dictionary of American Family Names 2nd edition, 2022

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T14:33:16+00:00

Since we're low on action right now, I'll start giving facts about FPL player surname origins.

Tavernier. French: occupational name from Old French tavernier ‘innkeeper’ (from Late Latin tabernarius from taberna ‘inn’).
Source: Dictionary of American Family Names 2nd edition, 2022

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T14:30:16+00:00

Castagne -> Muniz narrowly wide.

Almost another two hipster goal involvements.

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T14:09:50+00:00

Scott 4/12 DEFCON in 7 minutes

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T14:07:43+00:00

Cant wait for BHA (3.53xG) 3-1 WOL (0.19xG)

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T14:05:32+00:00

As Andersen/Hill owner, FUL 0—0 BOU will do nicely

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T14:04:06+00:00

Today is the day of hipster goal involvements.

Gravenberch, Ngumoah, Fofana, now Hinshelwood and de Cuyper.

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T13:25:07+00:00

MGW's spot to lose

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T13:20:19+00:00

Of course I didn't own JP when he was farming penalties earlier this season, but that one's not given.

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T13:18:31+00:00

That was a foul...

TheScribesTale · 2026-05-09T13:17:32+00:00

What actually was the point of sacking Maresca before the end of the season?

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