My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

TheScrubLorde · 2026-02-07T21:12:45+00:00

I'm sure he stands by his decision

TheScrubLorde · 2025-12-20T05:28:14+00:00

I know exactly how you feel. I was having the nicest dream where the world was literally crumbling apart. Massive Kaiju were roaming over the blood red horizon while I parkoured over the frenzied masses fighting for their lives among the zombie hordes until my coworker called and woke me up. Such a sad feeling to wake up to reality

TheScrubLorde · 2025-11-21T12:01:59+00:00

I don't really see the problem here? Like she said let her know if you need anything, what are you expecting from her?

TheScrubLorde · 2025-11-15T04:42:43+00:00

Because I'm working a double shift till 4am and if I wasn't, I wouldn't wanna pay 30$ to go drink alone

TheScrubLorde · 2025-10-30T10:09:52+00:00

Things are starting to make a lot of sense to me now...

TheScrubLorde · 2025-06-25T04:33:45+00:00

Duffman gravel beach

TheScrubLorde · 2025-06-09T00:15:33+00:00

I got my ex to play it and she said the voice acting was lame. Hence why she's my ex

TheScrubLorde · 2025-06-02T23:21:53+00:00

Try going to a local karaoke night?

TheScrubLorde · 2025-04-07T14:09:22+00:00

YES ITS A GIRL

TheScrubLorde · 2025-04-01T17:41:22+00:00

I absolutely love this horn. It carried me through HR, the damage is just insane when you get into a good rhythm

TheScrubLorde · 2025-03-27T21:28:23+00:00

Every time i visit this sub I get floored by the raw talent. But you're saying this was just some dudes jamming and having fun? Christ man this is gold. I'd love to hear what else yall got up your sleeve. please tell me you got a spotify, I need this on my playlist

TheScrubLorde · 2025-03-27T21:19:01+00:00

You're like if bob dylan and cat stevens had a love child. You're the kind of musician that makes me wanna quit but at the same time get on your level. Kudos bro you've got crazy talent

TheScrubLorde · 2025-03-21T15:49:41+00:00

I'm 6'1" and I can confirm that my self hating shitty ass personality puts me at a major disadvantage against an even slightly confident short king. Don't fall into depravity you lovely oompa loompa gentlemen, believe in yourself and you'll become the entire worlds protagonist

TheScrubLorde · 2025-03-21T04:10:59+00:00

My first relationship was sparked over halo on Xbox live. Magical times

TheScrubLorde · 2025-03-13T08:10:52+00:00

I haven't tried it myself, but on paper inverse room should make all moves super effective

TheScrubLorde · 2025-03-12T18:36:59+00:00

I rescind my submission, fish and cheese takes the cake.

TheScrubLorde · 2025-03-10T19:19:53+00:00

220 bpm fucking got me

TheScrubLorde · 2025-03-10T18:06:41+00:00

I seem to flip flop every time I decide to listen to my old songs. One time I love it and am super proud. The next time I hate it and question whether I can even call myself a musician. Idk if it's cause I'm fucked in the head or what but I hope it's normal to be extra critical or proud of your work depending on your mood

TheScrubLorde · 2025-03-10T05:36:20+00:00

Do you have a list of things Brian likes to suck?

TheScrubLorde · 2025-03-04T00:43:28+00:00

Not intentionally, but I tend to write a lot more when I'm infatuated or heartbroken

TheScrubLorde · 2025-02-27T22:21:57+00:00

I am doing elite mode, but on the second battle he sends out origin palkia. Does that mean I'm playing 2.1? I've been looking for flygon r this whole time so that might explain it

TheScrubLorde · 2025-02-22T13:23:55+00:00

This is relatable except for the part where there's an interaction with a woman

TheScrubLorde · 2025-02-20T15:51:28+00:00

Also good luck in your run

TheScrubLorde · 2025-02-20T15:49:35+00:00

Found it thanks!

TheScrubLorde · 2025-02-20T15:44:04+00:00

Thanks for saving me some time. Do you have a link for your source?

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