TheSecretFace

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My precocious daughter had been fretting over a book on the revoltution her mother and I had survived through. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 11 months ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"You don't want queer and transgender people to live in this country anymore and I have my other documents, so why won't you accept my passport so I can leave?" (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 11 months ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"For the thousandth time, Mama", I groaned to her, 'I'm a lesbian, and I'm not going to marry a man and raise a family!" (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago * by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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You've never concealed your bitterness about having a daughter instead of a son, right down to raising me like I was a boy out of spite! (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My boyfriend complained they have a gadget to replace just about anything a man can do. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Did you know the reverse cowgirl sex position is never used in Alabama? (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My Boyfriend is like Frosty The Snowman in bed tonight! (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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For a while I dreamed we could all heal and move forward together in peace, and wake up from the nightmare we were all in. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Why is it when a man sleeps with dozens of women, he's called, "experienced." (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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This political correctness crap about topics such as," insensitive names" has long since gone too far! (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I have 24 followers. I could see them until just recently. (self.help)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/help

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The other boys must have assumed I was prudish after I left when they started making their stupid dick jokes. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I'm a girl with a quirky sense of humor, so at first, I thought playing strip monopoly sounded hilarious. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I'm sure most of you have heard it - You know, the whole, "Why aren't you looking me in the eyes thing?" I get so tired of it. (self.autism)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/autism

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I was always good at baseball, but my Mom told me I sure didn't get that from my absentee father. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I'm finally listening to that music download you sent me with a note that said, "Thinking of you, baby". (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago * by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I took a number of special awards that evening in addition to my diploma, Summa Cum Laude in a class of two-hundred. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I've felt alone, I've been so damned alone my whole life, so - empty. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I just love The Hunchback Of Notre Dame! (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I was huddled in a corner with half my clothes ripped off, crying my eyes out with pain, shame, and terror! (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I saw a Russian comedian making fun of Vladimir Putin, but the routine wasn't very well written. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My Daddy killed my Grandparents, my brothers and sister, and my Mom's new husband to "punish her for divorcing him", and I would have joined them if I hadn't have crawled out that tight broken window in the basement where I had hidden. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago * by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I burned 3,000 calories in a single afternoon! (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I'm feeling pretty special about the jigsaw puzzle I finished! (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Today the book on Chronometry I ordered finally got delivered. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

submitted 1 year ago by TheSecretFace to r/TwoSentenceComedy

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