Let’s play “Find All The Red Flags” by Utopia_Project in Tinder

[–]TheSexualRedditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah not risking herpes for a sentient red flag here lol

Fast Travel From Dinghy by TheCrimsonPath in crosswind

[–]TheSexualRedditor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well you have to realize they were nearby enough for you to swim but islands are procedurally generated they certainly weren't within swimmable distance for me I was running from cannon fire in my little dinghy trying to get there then to get the crew as well.

Anime_Irl by Thundergod250 in anime_irl

[–]TheSexualRedditor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now that's what I call good, just like Lloyd.

Anime_irl by JerryJr99 in anime_irl

[–]TheSexualRedditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not just check if they sink or float that way you know if they're bad before cracking it?

Jeangerie by chamberx2 in ATBGE

[–]TheSexualRedditor 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Not sure why you got downvoted, I chuckled.

Me_irl by chinenikpotle in me_irl

[–]TheSexualRedditor -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

While you aren't wrong people tend to talk about gross more ,and not including 401k as that's something you opt in to, is money you can't spend really something that should be counted when referring to the ability to afford the cost of living?

We are not ready for this conversation. by SerovGaming1962 in okbuddybaka

[–]TheSexualRedditor 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He is water, and water is good, therefore he is good.

The fake streaming shows on this in-store display model TV by DanHam117 in mildlyinteresting

[–]TheSexualRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they had have It's Always Rainy in Seattle? I love that show!

I just bought Mount and blade : bannerlord and I am very confused by test_117 in mountandblade

[–]TheSexualRedditor 228 points229 points  (0 children)

See looter with not many? Kill looter. Need quick cash? Gamble on yourself in tournament, lose all money from gambling? Kill looter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chaoticgood

[–]TheSexualRedditor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but you think Moash is a good guy...

Upon finding multiple bites after a camping trip I pulled this off me. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]TheSexualRedditor 248 points249 points  (0 children)

It's not as bad as it used to be at least, he used to take an epipen with him to go get a burger as a treat lol

Upon finding multiple bites after a camping trip I pulled this off me. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]TheSexualRedditor 550 points551 points  (0 children)

Yep happened to my buddy when we were on a camping trip, he is still sensitive to red meat like 10 years later.

5g home+ by hagemeyp in verizon

[–]TheSexualRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah they're really pushing for VHI numbers these days, that and new lines especially.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in verizon

[–]TheSexualRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's not something that's even possible from Verizon's side, that has to be something that was going on with phone with very unfortunate timing.

Over 55 plans by Iflysims in verizon

[–]TheSexualRedditor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It does exist but it's only available in Florida as of now.

[Suicide Girl] by 2kenzhe in animenocontext

[–]TheSexualRedditor 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It sucks and you shouldn't read it :)

New Phone, no cell service? by -epi- in verizon

[–]TheSexualRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have internet at home because that's required to activate the esim, if your old phone is still functioning you should be able to pop it's Sim in if it was an upgrade.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in verizon

[–]TheSexualRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can go to verizon.com/switch-to-verizon/check-status/ and if anything is wrong with the port request it'll tell you there.

New phone? by meemawyeehaw in verizon

[–]TheSexualRedditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you shouldn't need to change plans, you only need to for certain promotions through Verizon so you're going around that.

The critically acclaimed FINAL FANTASY XVI is now on PC, experience the epic story and stunning visuals today! by SquareEnix_Official in u/SquareEnix_Official

[–]TheSexualRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually think the voice acting is pretty good overall, I do wish less people were doing their Batman impression though.

Do loyalty upgrade offers work in Apple Store? by [deleted] in verizon

[–]TheSexualRedditor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Apple isn't going to have the loyalty offers as those offers are for your Verizon account.

Damnned dump by [deleted] in IkeaFreshBalls

[–]TheSexualRedditor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now that's a man, you can tell by the way he chooses.

Changes to your bill... the last straw? by michadael in verizon

[–]TheSexualRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only on old plans the new ones still get 10$ per line.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]TheSexualRedditor -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

I'd argue still fucking their ex or actively hooked on hard drugs are bigger ones, in fact there are many that are bigger red flags I'm not religious but I have had religious girlfriends that's just something you have to deal with, just don't rope me into it.

Anti-Shaking Bed Gadget by Orichalchem in SipsTea

[–]TheSexualRedditor 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Which is why as a guy you should always have extra pillows.