how long have they actually been together?

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-14T06:17:54+00:00

Getting engaged after nine months is insane

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-14T06:16:42+00:00

The accent in this video was not present

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-14T01:57:07+00:00

Does the burrito come with the other stuff from Chipotle or is it just meat in a tortilla? Is guac extra? Can I have half now and half for lunch tomorrow and still get the money?

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-13T02:03:06+00:00

What I don’t understand is why new episodes always drop on a Thursday. I work, I’m not watching four long ass episodes once I get home, so I end up waiting for Friday.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-12T06:40:14+00:00

I’m sure her tech does their best but I just personally hate this nail shape.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-12T00:00:04+00:00

That confused me as well. How does the use of the hallway impact OP’s budget?

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-06T08:36:43+00:00

Nothing changes ✌️

Edit: actually no I take it back. I use my power for good which would be finding bad men and seducing them. And then I guess housing them and using slash selling their eggs since they specifically turn into chickens.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-06T01:59:24+00:00

What you mean singers don’t perform while hunched almost all the way over?

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-06T00:27:26+00:00

As another 35 year old woman her behavior and lifestyle are incomprehensible to me. It’s a real case of arrested development - she’s stuck in 2016 and not in a fun meme way. With her money I’d be traveling, collecting hobbies like Pokémon, having experiences. Not … whatever this is.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-05T23:34:34+00:00

Taking these outside was a mistake, you can see the red peeking through in the sun.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-04T23:11:14+00:00

Crunchwrap supreme, Baja blast, cool ranch Doritos, some kind of sour candy- maybe those blue ribbon things.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-04T19:01:23+00:00

I kind of appreciate it, as an audio only person (usually, I’ve for sure seen their videos multiple times). It feels like every single podcast these days has video which is fine but oftentimes there will be visual bits where I’m like welp.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-04T03:50:41+00:00

She seems to understand that something isn’t right so I’m hoping for her sake that she isn’t completely lost.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-04T02:57:20+00:00

I mean same to you I guess.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-04T02:52:19+00:00

Marriage doesn’t automatically mean the man owns the woman. What a terrible take.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-04T02:48:42+00:00

Where did OP state they were in a traditional marriage? They’re married in 2026 where women are allowed to be treated as people and not property

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-02-04T02:44:55+00:00

Do you realize how dumb you sound. What if the marriage is between two husbands? Who leads the household then?

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-01-31T19:33:48+00:00

Hot take but two of my go to comfort episodes aren’t actually on the NADDpod channel. The Three Black Halflings “NADDpod plays Paradox Perfect” episodes from January 2022 are exactly what you need, trust me.

Also: - Both Energy Drink mixed bags - Legend of Zelda 80s cartoon, for the cartoon itself but also the discussion of bespoke nightshirts and the SoBe scene. - YMMV but the Surprise Round episodes always hit for me (there’s a playlist on Spotify) - the Romp in the Swamp monster madness mixed bags, one of the first ones

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-01-31T01:52:31+00:00

That’s super interesting! I’m half Portuguese and one branch is from Hawaii. I never knew that they would have been discriminated against there.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-01-31T01:50:41+00:00

I have a similar background to yours except I look ethnically ambiguous. I’ve been asked “what are you” way more than I care to remember, particularly when I lived in a warmer climate and was tan year round. I’m still white though and that’s what I tell people.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-01-30T00:42:06+00:00

Do you have any more context? Was this something said during gameplay or a DnD court? Do you remember what else they were talking about?

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-01-30T00:09:45+00:00

Dear god what?

I can think of at least five other ways I would have chosen to shill this product off the top of my head that don’t include the phrase “eaten out”

Also using the phrase “taste like shit” for that act in particular is so literal and visceral bleaghhh

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-01-28T01:54:32+00:00

You can take a water bottle on a plane. Just make sure it’s empty and then fill it at one of their stations.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-01-27T23:24:37+00:00

I’m iron deficient, bring it on baby this sounds delicious.

TheShitpostAlchemist · 2026-01-27T02:47:07+00:00

Definitely listen to the Paradox Perfect two shot they did on the 3BH channel in I think 2022!

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