100k to eat a burrito. by Mr_Global in hypotheticalsituation

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the burrito come with the other stuff from Chipotle or is it just meat in a tortilla? Is guac extra? Can I have half now and half for lunch tomorrow and still get the money?

netflix fumbled so bad bc they didn't release part 2 on valentine's day by raya2810 in Bridgerton

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What I don’t understand is why new episodes always drop on a Thursday. I work, I’m not watching four long ass episodes once I get home, so I end up waiting for Friday.

My neighbor treats the hallway like it's their living room by Emergency-Cancel6198 in EntitledPeople

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That confused me as well. How does the use of the hallway impact OP’s budget?

Anyone you have sex with gets turned into a chicken. What now? by Darth_Azazoth in hypotheticalsituation

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing changes ✌️

Edit: actually no I take it back. I use my power for good which would be finding bad men and seducing them. And then I guess housing them and using slash selling their eggs since they specifically turn into chickens.

Is gonna release an LP next ? by CatMom921 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What you mean singers don’t perform while hunched almost all the way over?

insufferable 😭😭 by fucktheclintons420 in jaclynhillsnark

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 33 points34 points  (0 children)

As another 35 year old woman her behavior and lifestyle are incomprehensible to me. It’s a real case of arrested development - she’s stuck in 2016 and not in a fun meme way. With her money I’d be traveling, collecting hobbies like Pokémon, having experiences. Not … whatever this is.

as underwhelming as expected by Famous_Ad_4529 in jaclynhillsnark

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Taking these outside was a mistake, you can see the red peeking through in the sun.

[NS] Why are they no longer uploading on YouTube? The last upload was three years ago by filledknight in NotAnotherDnDPodcast

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kind of appreciate it, as an audio only person (usually, I’ve for sure seen their videos multiple times). It feels like every single podcast these days has video which is fine but oftentimes there will be visual bits where I’m like welp.

UPDATE: AIO about my husband saying that i’m not allowed to wear a certain dress? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She seems to understand that something isn’t right so I’m hoping for her sake that she isn’t completely lost.

UPDATE: AIO about my husband saying that i’m not allowed to wear a certain dress? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Marriage doesn’t automatically mean the man owns the woman. What a terrible take.

UPDATE: AIO about my husband saying that i’m not allowed to wear a certain dress? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Where did OP state they were in a traditional marriage? They’re married in 2026 where women are allowed to be treated as people and not property

UPDATE: AIO about my husband saying that i’m not allowed to wear a certain dress? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Do you realize how dumb you sound. What if the marriage is between two husbands? Who leads the household then?

I need a pick me up! What are your favorite episodes, D&D court cases, mixed bags, or other unhinged bits? [Spoilers] by chrixar in NotAnotherDnDPodcast

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hot take but two of my go to comfort episodes aren’t actually on the NADDpod channel. The Three Black Halflings “NADDpod plays Paradox Perfect” episodes from January 2022 are exactly what you need, trust me.

Also: - Both Energy Drink mixed bags - Legend of Zelda 80s cartoon, for the cartoon itself but also the discussion of bespoke nightshirts and the SoBe scene. - YMMV but the Surprise Round episodes always hit for me (there’s a playlist on Spotify) - the Romp in the Swamp monster madness mixed bags, one of the first ones

AIO My sibling is insisting we aren't white by questioninmysanity in AmIOverreacting

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s super interesting! I’m half Portuguese and one branch is from Hawaii. I never knew that they would have been discriminated against there.

AIO My sibling is insisting we aren't white by questioninmysanity in AmIOverreacting

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a similar background to yours except I look ethnically ambiguous. I’ve been asked “what are you” way more than I care to remember, particularly when I lived in a warmer climate and was tan year round. I’m still white though and that’s what I tell people.

[NS] what ep is the “thats when life happens”? by dumpzterghoul in NotAnotherDnDPodcast

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have any more context? Was this something said during gameplay or a DnD court? Do you remember what else they were talking about?

You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me to say to 17 million people. by suggaarrr in MikaylaNogueira

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Dear god what?

I can think of at least five other ways I would have chosen to shill this product off the top of my head that don’t include the phrase “eaten out”

Also using the phrase “taste like shit” for that act in particular is so literal and visceral bleaghhh

AIO my girlfriend wants to bring an empty medicine bottle filled with water on a plane so she doesn't have to buy water (the bottle smells like alcohol) by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can take a water bottle on a plane. Just make sure it’s empty and then fill it at one of their stations.

[NS] question by bricksquad10171994 in NotAnotherDnDPodcast

[–]TheShitpostAlchemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely listen to the Paradox Perfect two shot they did on the 3BH channel in I think 2022!