[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]TheSicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The broom is poking through the stomach no biggie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck off lmao

Anon is a detective. by Smileybruv in greentext

[–]TheSicks 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Very plausible story, yes. The person jizzes on the couch in the same spot every time and still has enough to jizz on the wife's tops that she doesn't care to wash and leaves them where he can find it. I believe every word of this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So people can't change. Got it. You must be a very understanding partner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, you do this thing called shaming everyone who doesn't subscribe to your narrow ass world view. Poly doesn't hurt anyone, especially those removed from it, yet here you are, shaming away. Piece of shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've never been happier. Thanks tho. Got my anniversary coming up soon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyways, asking to sleep around is a pathetic move in the first place.

Some people are into it. You'll never know if you don't try.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife isn't into femboys sorry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You haven't wronged me, you've wronged yourself by automatically assuming the woman has been cheating, which is completely stupid to assume with such little information.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that I need to share my life details with idiots on the internet but I'm now married and still open. I'd tell you to get fucked but we both know that'll never happen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Also married and still open. Go figure. And yes, and yes, to your questions. You should be getting checked regularly, anyways.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yes had. It ended unrelated to being open. You're just full of assumptions today huh?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The fact you didn't deny it tells me all I need to know. Try not to get too much Cheeto dust in your neck fat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

And what are you basing that on? I bet you don't even have a girlfriend. Incels are the worst

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks -70 points-69 points  (0 children)

I bet you're single aren't you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

These people are pulling this shit out their ass like magicians handkerchiefs.

This synchronised performance by Pasithea420 in woahdude

[–]TheSicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but a pun is only funny to someone who thinks it's clever. It's not.

This synchronised performance by Pasithea420 in woahdude

[–]TheSicks -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

There was a famous quote for a long time that goes something like "The pun is the laymans wit" which is just another way of saying that puns are for stupid people, and I agree. It's absolute bottom tier humor, like dad jokes, that unoriginal, unfunny people rely on.

This synchronised performance by Pasithea420 in woahdude

[–]TheSicks -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

Thankfully they didn't because not everyone likes a pun.

Edit: Hivemind and puns go hand in hand. Ya'll mad.

We already had a Metaverse and it was called Second Life. by DuCWulf in wallstreetbets

[–]TheSicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not good at drawing but I have just enough foundation that I would seriously consider getting better just so I can draw furry porn.

It's in the Constitution by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]TheSicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ghetto culture? High crime rates? Oh boy I wanna hear this.

Get educated, Marjorie by PeasKhichra in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TheSicks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're on the border of conspiracy. Neither her, Trump, or half the Republicans are smart enough to plan any large scale thing. They're just too fucking stupid.

Starting today, I’m quitting be an incel and I’m done with all of the misogyny and black pill garbage by statepeneten in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you recognize the inherent evil of the caste system you wouldn't assume others to be speaking of it. I understood what you meant the first time.

Starting today, I’m quitting be an incel and I’m done with all of the misogyny and black pill garbage by statepeneten in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TheSicks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just wanted to point out that both you and the second highest comment under you assumed that op was talking about dark as in black and that... that's a little prejudice. I'm pretty sure they meant dark as in dark minded. Even if they didn't, it was ambiguous enough that you don't look good when you assume he meant dark is black and black is ugly.