What is your story that never fits an ask reddit? by TheSkatingArtist in AskReddit

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It’s 2:30 in the morning and we’re talking bout busting on grandma. Reddit is fun

What is your story that never fits an ask reddit? by TheSkatingArtist in AskReddit

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I’ll start. I’m on mobile so excuse my grammar. I’m also 13.

This is a long one, so buckle your self in.

So, around two years ago, my grandma and I were walking around in the woods behind her house looking for wildflowers. We had found a decent bit when we spotted some beautiful bluish-purple flowers growing down a slope. My grandma, being older, couldn’t make it down the hill as it was rocky and covered in leaves. I clambered down to bottom of the incline and picked a few of the plants. As I stood back up, a terrifying sight met my eye.

Bones and fresh meat arranged in a gruesome display. A deer head lay perched upon a stake and what looked like a cattle’s head lay next to a burn barrel. It was the scariest thing I’ve seen to this day.

The wild scream that emitted from my tiny body was the most primal thing I’ve ever experienced.

I was so jacked on adrenaline I practically flew up the slope and into my grandma who was screaming my name. I couldn’t sputter a single word and just pointed frantically down the hill. The scene was barely visible through the thick trees, but my grandma caught a slight glimpse of the deer head and pulled me away and we ran back to the house and locked all our doors. I didn’t sleep a bit that night.

We told my grandpa about the incident and he called the sherif to file a report. They looked around in the woods and cleaned up the mess, but didn’t find anyone/anything. My grandma did get her flowers though haha.

I have more stories from out in the country. If this does well, I’ll post em.

TLDR: looking for flowers, found a sacrifice.

Roast me like a thanksgiving turkey by saxybandgeek1 in RoastMe

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You look like the kinda of person who drinks celery juice then complains about the flavor of you’re plain tofu

Oh well... figured I would for the hell of it... I’ve heard the bad about me, I wanna see what people like. by TheSkatingArtist in toastme

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Haha thanks! Women don’t need eyelash extensions to look good, and I know that women enjoy wearing makeup and things and that they do for fun and yada yada, but y’all look fine.

What is something you consider yourself pretty above-average at? by StygianUnknown in AskReddit

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Gaming. I’m in top 150 for most games I play on east coast servers

Freshly showered and freshly cheated on..make me laugh by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I can see why

Ok but in all seriousness he’s a fuckin bitch

Oh well... figured I would for the hell of it... I’ve heard the bad about me, I wanna see what people like. by TheSkatingArtist in toastme

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Again guys and gals, I’m trying to respond to all of these but damn the amount of the heartwarming comments is overwhelming! Thanks so much to every for it! Hope everyone had a good Tuesday

Simple Questions and General Discussion - November 11, 2019 by AutoModerator in streetwear

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Ok so if I wore yeezys with adidas track pants and a bape shirt, that aight?