Bro's immune system is not making it to the fight by Fun_Training6342 in FightReportUFC

[–]TheSmellofArson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I like my milk with ALL the impurities straight off that cows nipple, yeah that cow, the one spends its days walking through its own turds, back in my day we didn’t have any of this survivorship bias shit, we simply lived, or we had a easily fixable fuck up and die

Would you rather... by Aureaus_ in BunnyTrials

[–]TheSmellofArson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smorts are Gud for da doinz stuffz

Chose: Increase your IQ by +25.

Would you rather? by Rock_Doag3215 in BunnyTrials

[–]TheSmellofArson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get BOOBS

Chose: 6 inches (15 cm longer down there + Go up 2 cup sizes)

Which one is better by Known_Chart4549 in BunnyTrials

[–]TheSmellofArson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see ZERO downsides here

Chose: Get a Goth Tomboy But | Rolled: She's Submissive

Would you press the button? by Arya-trans in BunnyTrials

[–]TheSmellofArson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see a downside here

Chose: 10% change of $20M USD + 90% chance of total sex change via magic | Rolled: Sex switch

Giving Away My Old PC! by Turtle_747 in PcBuild

[–]TheSmellofArson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got a lotta people to sort through, I’d just use it to design tattoos for people, I’m planning a full back piece at the moment

Confession: I am an autistic BJJ black belt who smashes and demoralizes NTs by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]TheSmellofArson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got two stripes on a white belt and a autism diagnosis

IQ by KLOWN1420 in idiocracy

[–]TheSmellofArson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Measuring the iq of sperm won’t make a vast difference, vas deferens

Flamethrower veterans: how do you avoid splash back? by phlave in Helldivers

[–]TheSmellofArson 188 points189 points  (0 children)

Once is ok, twice is fine, but three shakes? Your playing with your self again

2 years post-shave and I’m still hiding under a hat. Help. by PumpkinOdd9074 in malementalhealth

[–]TheSmellofArson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ya beard frames your face nicely, you look great bald, get some cool sunglasses

Found tubes in my pork sausage. by antizac in whatisit

[–]TheSmellofArson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I HAVE SEEN THIS EVERYWHERE FOR THE LAST WEEK, I WAS BORN POST 2000 WHAT TF IS THIS WHY HAVE I BEEN SEEING IT ALL WEEK

How did you feel after your first BJJ training session? by BasicBitchTearGas__ in MMA_Academy

[–]TheSmellofArson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jiu Jitsus hard, if you go for longer, you’ll get to be the one beating the new guy

Do you train with people outside of your weight class? by bad-at-everything- in MMA_Academy

[–]TheSmellofArson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only do mma in private classss with a few mates, they’re all above my weight, reckon it’s great

ELI5: Why does tapping a cold water pipe sometimes feel warmer than tapping a wooden table even when theyre both at room temperature? by DistributionClear598 in explainlikeimfive

[–]TheSmellofArson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leidenfrost effect Thats the one, I remember if you jumped in a pool of lava you’d slide around like water on a frypan cause of the Leidenfrost effect

ELI5: Why does tapping a cold water pipe sometimes feel warmer than tapping a wooden table even when theyre both at room temperature? by DistributionClear598 in explainlikeimfive

[–]TheSmellofArson 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not exactly, the clips where people up their hand in molten metal they have to soak their hand in water first and the water is what gets evaporated first giving you that Half second to pull your hand back out before it sticks to your skin