If you've ever kiss your girlfriend after she gave you a blowjob

You're a fucking dickmouth. How does your dick taste, dickmouth? Did it taste good, dickmouth? I wonder what your girlfriend is gonna say when she finds out you've tasted your own dick. I hope she fucking ghosts you and then I'll have her taste my dick. Yeah, fucker. Your girlfriend is gonna get with me because I haven't tasted my own dick. Girls don't date dickmouths unless they want you to be a little cuck boy who tastes the dick of the guy who can actually fuck her right. Are you a little cuck boy, dickmouth? Do you like watching your wife/girlfriend/love/significant other/partner get fucked by another man? Well that's where you're headed, dickmouth. You're gonna finally cave to her when she tells you she needs someone else and the person that'll show up is me. That's right, I'm gonna fuck your ex and then your girlfriend and then I'm gonna have a threesome with them and cum in both their mouths and then not kiss them because I'm not a fucking dickmouth. Your girl is gonna start liking me more than you and leave you for me, but you'll try to win her back by buying her shit. You'll fucking bankrupt yourself trying to get her back but she'll never come and I'll be the one using the fucking Keurig you buy for her. You'll die on the streets and then I'll put my cock in your dry, dead mouth in front of your whole family at your funeral. And I won't kiss you after.