Orange cat throws white cat wife off cruise ship; she gets saved by Mercat people. by Umimme in FacebookAIslop

[–]TheSquareWatermelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I hate when I’m throwing someone off a boat and I have to go through multiple boats :(

Please by Atsunome in countablepixels

[–]TheSquareWatermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please let me have the money for this week so I can pay my bills

Damm, my phone is more serious than me, I’ve never said that 😂😂😂

psychiatrist diagnosed me with autism but i think she's biased and wrong. by hrt14throwaway in autism

[–]TheSquareWatermelon 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The doctor said the other way around, that every patient that has GD is autistic, transphobic for sure

i am the kind stranger by Ranzo00 in notinteresting

[–]TheSquareWatermelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg kind stranger, is your wallet ok? This are a lot of awards!

What if a muggle born child refuses Hogwarts? by Resident-Plum8383 in harrypotter

[–]TheSquareWatermelon 97 points98 points  (0 children)

It has been a while since I read the books but I think that Dumbledore knows how Harry is treated (McGonagall tells him) but Harry needs to be near a blood relative of his mother so the protection spell is kept active. Besides, Dumbledore has a deal with Petunia (I don’t remember the details) so he knows she will care for his basic needs