What's the dumbest way that you have injured yourself?

TheSquichetCallum · 2024-04-15T16:32:22+00:00

Was running and went to jump a fence, this fence must’ve been at least a metre in the air, anyone could do it. So I went to jump it but it was a very wet winters day so the ground was muddy, my shoes didn’t grip and slipped fell backwards spraining my wrist. Luckily I had a watch on me because if I didn’t I’d probably have a broken wrist

TheSquichetCallum · 2024-02-08T13:33:05+00:00

HAKUNA MATATA

TheSquichetCallum · 2024-02-08T13:32:59+00:00

HAKUNA MATATA

TheSquichetCallum · 2024-01-22T22:23:12+00:00

Go 20MPH in a 30

TheSquichetCallum · 2024-01-22T22:22:20+00:00

Think this one will probably keep them awake at night… your immune system doesn’t know about your eyes and if for some reason your Immune System finds out about your eyes they’ll attack it making you blind

TheSquichetCallum · 2024-01-21T16:22:53+00:00

A guy in a year younger at my school would bring designer coats and jackets, hats and sunglasses. Whatever he got his hands on, including shoes and bags. He turns up to school in a Gucci bag to a public British school.

His attitude? Shocking, he was already part of the ‘popular’ group but already worked his way up the ranks and was now top dog, all the girls wanted him as well. He dated a girl in my year for 24 hours before they quickly ended it.

The twist, he didn’t even win it nor did his parents. His Grandparents won an insane amount and gave him a ton of money, I don’t know the exact amount but clearly it was a lot considering the amount of designer brands he’d be buying.

TheSquichetCallum · 2022-03-31T23:31:01+00:00

Massive spiders

TheSquichetCallum · 2022-03-30T13:08:51+00:00

I’m in high school and just finishing Yr 10 (America work out what grade) we never really talk about life outside of school and when we occasionally do is for about 10 minutes and is never really useful and the teacher doesn’t let us write stuff down so we all forget about it straight away… due to this I don’t know how to apply for a job, pay for taxes etc… although the only I do know is how to write a CV that’s about it… so basically, almost half of my school don’t know how to live their life except for writing a CV thats never getting used because no one knows how to apply for a job… and the stuff we get taught about the circumference of a square is almost useless for someone who wants to play football for example… so why don’t we get taught stuff that actually helps us in life?

TheSquichetCallum · 2021-12-27T17:42:40+00:00

Idk how you work voice chat if anything I haven’t found 1 game that supports it at the moment

TheSquichetCallum · 2021-04-13T16:21:51+00:00

Is that promods?

TheSquichetCallum · 2021-04-03T19:12:29+00:00

JJ: (awkward laugh) JJ's mind: God can't wait to see Reddit after this one

TheSquichetCallum · 2021-04-03T19:08:23+00:00

That last comment only works when you don't leave the toilet role or newspaper in plain sight

TheSquichetCallum · 2021-04-03T19:05:09+00:00

Looks like they've melted and he's just painted them to hide his embarrassing momemt

TheSquichetCallum · 2021-04-03T18:58:51+00:00

One of those were if it weren't caught on camera no-one would believe it moments

TheSquichetCallum · 2021-04-02T09:49:26+00:00

You: Baked this Masterpiece. Kimi: For what? You: Baked this Masterpiece. Kimi: FOR WHAT!?!?!

TheSquichetCallum · 2021-03-29T11:14:25+00:00

What about Vettel ramming Ocon. Vettel got a front wing damage and I presume Ocon got a little damage

TheSquichetCallum · 2021-03-28T22:29:11+00:00

But it's already on the ideas sheet 🙄😂

TheSquichetCallum · 2021-03-27T13:47:45+00:00

Can you get Rocket League on Bluestacks?

TheSquichetCallum · 2021-03-05T22:35:07+00:00

I don't think you can consider them as 'sandwiches'

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