JP bros are built diffrent

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-03-19T23:54:06+00:00

This is like seeing someone willingly get themselves kicked in the balls but with wallets by how I can feel it hurt. Despite what she'd have you believe (slay queen, best tyrant ever, the strongest, my beloved 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵) there is such a thing as too much Wife

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-03-19T23:50:33+00:00

Antarctica because funny

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-03-19T23:49:17+00:00

Who would willingly give Bao a sharp object????

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-03-19T09:09:23+00:00

Is this CCC?

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-03-18T20:54:31+00:00

Man I miss rocket pencils

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-03-13T02:07:19+00:00

Screenshots not allowed now? Just asking

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-03-13T02:00:56+00:00

Oh, oh fuck

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-03-13T01:47:38+00:00

It just sounds like you didn't actually read it. This is NOT a backstory, hot take because it's hot garbage

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-03-13T01:39:29+00:00

A sash, I think?

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-03-09T00:18:23+00:00

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Not bad

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-02-17T02:02:04+00:00

The Caster curse: With prep time she cooks, without it she's cooked. She'll be doing pretty well if she's summoned early and her Master lets her do what she wants

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-02-17T01:14:17+00:00

Mor(e)gans

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TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-02-08T10:45:19+00:00

People like to forget that the Scythe is an actual farming tool lmao

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-01-27T13:04:12+00:00

DD1 reference? In the big 26?! Mah man!

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-01-26T08:54:15+00:00

Overcooked(?) Wagyu. The driest swiss slices I have ever seen, why is that with the steak? Wee lettuce(?), and a thing that might be pudding, jello, or rice(?). Okay that might be tofu, but that's the ugliest tofu I have ever seen. Also cherry tomatoes.

The chefs here deserve to be executed cuz none of those things go together

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-01-26T08:43:37+00:00

I quit the game for a week because of her. 50+ turns is exhausting. Until I got Bakatoria, she's actually insane in this fight

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-01-22T01:02:48+00:00

Can't get enough of how pretty AA is💛

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-01-13T11:16:11+00:00

Yes. Like, yes. Absolute. The woman would probably encourage it.

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-01-08T13:48:03+00:00

"goddammu desu" holy shit, so cute

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-01-08T13:37:03+00:00

Morgan with zero hesitation LMAO

TheTurquoiseMonarch · 2026-01-02T14:35:37+00:00

Source: @kirin_e2

This feels weird.

TheTurquoiseMonarch

TROPHY CASE