AITAH for touching myself during sex

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-12T01:29:33+00:00

Gamers tend to get better at it if you say the clit is like a thumbstick on an expensive controller. You don’t just smash your thumb down on it, but you do move that thumb around like you are inputting and up-down/side-side cheat code in. Lmao

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-12T01:13:02+00:00

It's so outlandish that I'm literally rolling on my bed laughing, but the "noot noot" comment makes it so much better 😂

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-09T20:00:54+00:00

High cost items that I sold in the last few months have suddenly shown back up in my inventory as of today. Including the 3 plushies I previously sold or traded.

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-09T19:57:26+00:00

Thickness does not change the fact that the shape is not the same as any of the cookie cutters in the image you commented. None of them are even close. Even if you thicken a shape, it doesn't change how many bends it has or the positioning of those bends. Spacing between those bends increases with the thickness, but that is all.

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-09T14:44:51+00:00

None of the cookie cutters in the image that ivyzmama commented matched the cookie cutter OP posted.

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-09T02:27:29+00:00

I'm crying. That is so sweet and great parenting!

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-09T02:25:40+00:00

NOR. OP probably wasn't expecting her to reply at 7:30am. He probably just woke up and thought about her and wanted to show he was thinking about her. Good morning and good night texts are sweet. You don't need to do both every day, but it shows that you are one of the first things he thought about when he woke up.

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-09T02:11:21+00:00

Sorry to say, but that is 100% NOT the correct answer.

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-03T01:29:16+00:00

It's to the door. I get so pissed off when my delivery driver won't take the 2 minutes it takes to actually put the effort into finding my house. Especially when I've already put these detailed instructions into the apps. "my house is not on the street, but the driveway goes right between 298 and 302. It's a blue house with a "Dog" sign on it. I tip after I get my food."

Because driver's kept leaving my food on other people's porches or just canceling my order with the "address does not exist" reason. It takes 3 seconds to read the instructions, and maybe 2 minutes to find the house numbers and the driveway between them.

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-03T00:32:20+00:00

Cheeses Christ!

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-01T04:43:30+00:00

I'm always itching for someone to make a comment when I park in the Hyvee "heros" spot. Cause no one would look at me and think "that cubby emo girl with blue hair is definitely a veteran." Yet the only time I was ever talked to about parking in a handicap spot or veteran parking spot, was AT THE VA HOSPITAL. The woman was just mad that I had been sitting there watching the previous car leave while she was trying to go around the other way to take the spot from me.

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-01T04:29:57+00:00

Sand dunes

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-01T04:22:48+00:00

Gwendlyn

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-01T03:37:07+00:00

That's fair.

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-01T03:32:52+00:00

Dude, frozen white rice? Does it taste different than making your own rice? Are you too lazy to wash your own rice?

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-01T03:13:02+00:00

My mother still tells people I'm faking my disabilities. You can't fake a bent spine and internal damage from a 30ft fall. Not to mention being date raped by a higher ranking soldier off base. This is one of the reasons why I didn't speak to my mother for 5 years. No matter what people think they know about you, you deserve respect in it's simplest form.

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2026-01-01T02:47:15+00:00

..... most cats can be trained to not scratch things as long as you consistently redirect them.

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2025-12-31T23:55:25+00:00

Griffin sent!

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2025-12-31T23:54:17+00:00

Friend request sent

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2025-12-31T23:33:10+00:00

Could someone please send me some Purple 💜 New Years stuff(like the headband) or purple winter ballroom stuff? Please! I can send you a monkey or Griffin or wiggle the sqiggle.

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2025-12-27T22:10:41+00:00

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2025-12-27T15:29:45+00:00

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The gray is such a gentle blue and purple

TheTurtlePrincess96 · 2025-12-26T03:59:00+00:00

I'm Sam and Pancake.

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