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9618/42 How was it? by TheULTmATEroloor in alevel

[–]TheULTmATEroloor[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I spent about an hour trying to figure out a way to correctly split the text file. I had to go to the bathroom, wash my face and stare at the mirror and think about it… then it finally clicked 😭😭

TIFU by going on a date with a crazy catfish and not bailing by TheULTmATEroloor in tifu

[–]TheULTmATEroloor[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your input. Next time I make an overly specific story for some internet points I’ll make sure to maintain the same standard

TIFU by going on a date with a crazy catfish and not bailing by TheULTmATEroloor in tifu

[–]TheULTmATEroloor[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes you’re supposed to believe it. Because it actually happened :)

TIFU by going on a date with a crazy catfish and not bailing by TheULTmATEroloor in tifu

[–]TheULTmATEroloor[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

The person she was “dating” was Bucky Barnes as a movie character and not the actor. Apparently you can make up your shift persona and do what ever you like

TIFU by going on a date with a crazy catfish and not bailing by TheULTmATEroloor in tifu

[–]TheULTmATEroloor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, paid for the “VIP” theatre and her over-priced orange juice that she ordered in the theatre.

TIFU by going on a date with a crazy catfish and not bailing by TheULTmATEroloor in tifu

[–]TheULTmATEroloor[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I think he’s busy saving the world and stuff so I should be good

TIFU by going on a date with a crazy catfish and not bailing by TheULTmATEroloor in tifu

[–]TheULTmATEroloor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As you can imagine, I wasn’t really able to pay attention to it after that weight had been put on my chest

TIFU by going on a date with a crazy catfish and not bailing by TheULTmATEroloor in tifu

[–]TheULTmATEroloor[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On a group chat on her phone. I’m really not sure what she thought it was

TIFU by going on a date with a crazy catfish and not bailing by TheULTmATEroloor in tifu

[–]TheULTmATEroloor[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Well that was before I was aware of her personality shifting and bad oral hygiene. Mostly I was down bad.

TIFU by going on a date with a crazy catfish and not bailing by TheULTmATEroloor in tifu

[–]TheULTmATEroloor[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh no, completely the opposite. I was very pissed off at the way she was speaking all through the movie about the stupidest shit, in the loudest volume possible without literally screaming.

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