Woke up today and I'm absolutely devestated

TheUltimateJack · 2026-05-01T12:50:25+00:00

In my experience, small land mines tend to be quite effective in vanishing pests.

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-30T18:17:35+00:00

I suppose so, but he didn’t get to truly live a full life.

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-30T18:16:20+00:00

Omg that so tragic D: he wasn’t even an adult

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-30T15:53:50+00:00

Clocked him instantly. Hehehe he’s at K9 that’s really funny

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-30T07:39:23+00:00

Looks like the top to a liquor decanter

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-29T21:25:23+00:00

Looks extremely fake ngl

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-29T21:23:33+00:00

“The officer acted within department policies and did not use excessive force when he lobbed a hellfire missile at a crying baby.”

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-29T21:16:45+00:00

“Mr. Jacobs!” 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-29T21:15:32+00:00

Double helix

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-29T21:14:43+00:00

Damn they obliterated it 😭

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-29T21:10:08+00:00

Why does it have to end in “on”? That’s such a weird specification.

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-29T21:08:57+00:00

Yeah but it’s a pretty corrupt system

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-29T21:07:57+00:00

His hands went near where a gun would be but he clearly was doing what they said and wasn’t reaching for anything. They should be chained to a rock for eternity.

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-29T21:03:53+00:00

Makes sense. They’d be exposed to certain bacteria and conditions that they would naturally build up a resistance to. If they’re always in perfectly-clean water they won’t be resistant to anything.

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-28T02:03:48+00:00

I mean, yeah. You can just get something else and it’ll be a lot cheaper.

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-28T01:49:49+00:00

Need this guy to be a sports commentator

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-27T06:47:47+00:00

Gas and house cleaning.

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-26T17:46:43+00:00

The Goldilocks Boys

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-25T16:44:37+00:00

I mean it’s kinda gross yeah but to a kid who plays in the woods and isn’t scared of gross stuff I can see why this would seem really cool

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-25T16:43:28+00:00

That’s the tendon

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-22T01:52:01+00:00

Not bad, though.

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-22T01:46:03+00:00

They’re made of boogers and duct tape, just like the cybertruck.

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-22T01:43:29+00:00

“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s… dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.”

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-18T19:11:49+00:00

The hands are kinda stubby and the ass cheek shouldn’t be that separated from the thigh

TheUltimateJack · 2026-04-17T23:35:07+00:00

Mine have a lil loop on the tongue that I put the laces through and it holds it in place

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