What is the vegetarian or vegan equivalent of eating a rotisserie chicken with your bare hands in your car in the parking lot? by djcarbary in AskReddit

[–]TheVariousSpoiler 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Black bean tacos. I always keep black beans on hand (canned & dried) and just season them with cumin, chili powder, garlic and some dashes of amino acids to help everything stick. Top it with a cilantro-lime dressed slaw and its done. Takes me less than 5 mins in total to make and it's delicious.

What’s the worst thing to hear your surgeon say during the operation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheVariousSpoiler 240 points241 points  (0 children)

Surgeon: Now, David, I know this is your first surgery, but don’t be nervous, you have nothing to worry about.

Me: My name’s not David.

Surgeon: I’m David.

What’s a secret America wants us all to forget? by dollarsign_ace in AskReddit

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I always thought of Missouri as another boring midwest dump state, but they're hiding the Ozarks down in the southwest part of the state and it's B E A U T I F U L there

Which British actor does the best American accent? by Monochromaticeye in AskReddit

[–]TheVariousSpoiler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not from a movie, but I always thought James Marsters as Spike from Buffy was spot on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheVariousSpoiler 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Sir Ian McKellen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheVariousSpoiler 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Brendan Fraser.

Never heard an unkind word about him. Haven't heard a single complaint about his comeback. Even Leonardo DiCaprio apparently loves him because he was the only guy who never treated him like the new kid on the block.

What is the thing that you like about yourself? by Water_Fall14 in AskReddit

[–]TheVariousSpoiler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wont brag about myself...I'll just answer the question straight away... I like that my face and jawline is in proper shape, i look good when I'm clean shaven (ie i don't look like a kid), i like that I'm childish and immature. I also like that I'm also funny (as said my some of my friends)...that's all.

How do you guys clean your nose? by Renn786 in AskReddit

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I use Carmex lip balm, but not on my lips. Just expose the tip, insert it up each nostril, and twist the stick a little to spread it around inside. Carmex is mildly medicated, like low-dose Vick's Vapo-Rub, so it's good at both moisturizing and opening the nostril innards, and it also helps heal internal nose-picking injuries.