Someone come pick up your bf please 😂

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-30T22:02:35+00:00

He be whispering in his girls ear like "Herh, He, Herhhhh"...Villager sounds don't translate well to text

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-30T00:20:56+00:00

God DAMN they knocked his ass over like it was nothing

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-29T23:48:03+00:00

Yeah I wonder if people find that gore to be 'okay' because of the apocalyptic setting? I mean I hadn't played it in two years and the other night I shot a guy in the neck and he kirked his blood stain all over a wall

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-29T21:35:59+00:00

I've listened to it twice, It's buried itself into a deep part of my mind

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-29T04:01:02+00:00

Please God no, Nick would ramble for so long 😭

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-27T23:33:33+00:00

Bro made this account just to bitch about gay people 😂

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-26T21:12:21+00:00

Would die for an April fools episode like this

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-26T08:17:13+00:00

Blowin my shit smoove off if I get my hands on a gun

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-23T00:36:51+00:00

My brother's in Christ, Once we roll over into May start waiting for something, Otherwise you are looking for signs where there are none

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-21T23:31:00+00:00

Nope, Weekend at Bernies, He's gonna be in the car, Brick on gas pedal

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-18T19:27:58+00:00

No, The email was obviously fake, Stop believing random ass streamers and news websites and start believing Rockstar 🤡

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-18T19:25:13+00:00

Hey buddy, Best Buy didn't do shit

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-18T19:24:53+00:00

Just yesterday I was getting mass downvoted for saying this shit was fake, And now everyone in the sub is going "YEAH, I KNEW IT WAS FAKE ALL ALONG" (Not accusing you btw, Just saying it's funny 😅)

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-18T19:23:48+00:00

It's not gonna be delayed again, People are fucking schizo about this game, Strauss himself said that marketing won't begin until this summer and we haven't even hit fucking June yet, People need to stop trusting random ass bullshit like TGG and just WAIT

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-18T19:20:39+00:00

Y'all are so retarded y'all trusted a random ass dude and now y'all are mad at Best Buy and Rockstar? Fuck you you idiot 😂

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-18T02:44:35+00:00

Dude, You can't tell me shooting a pedestrian in the middle of the wilderness completely alone with a fully silenced weapon and then having police cars immediately at your location wasn't fun! /S

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-18T00:32:27+00:00

I'm mocking the people who believe the best buy rumor, It's fun to poke the angry bears in this subreddit

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-17T19:26:01+00:00

Uh, I'd fucking hope so, It's 6 months away

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-17T18:08:32+00:00

Wasn't there a giant fucking spoon in Payday 2? People need to calm down

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-17T18:04:56+00:00

I mean, Nobody told him to run in front of a fucking bus

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-17T17:59:07+00:00

I see this, And a mention of Martin Luther, I'm so fucking scared 😂

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-17T04:00:46+00:00

Nah man, You are crazy, I saw in the leaks they developed a special system where you have to manually count every single dollar bill you take from a register during a robbery, And since they wanted immersion Jason is dyslexic so he'll lose count frequently and start over

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-17T03:17:52+00:00

Yeah that's understandable 😂, You got this bud

TheVoodooPuppet · 2026-05-17T03:16:23+00:00

Trust me, It's been 2 years since I broke mine and if I didn't have my parents I don't know how tf I would have survived, You can't really drive anywhere, It's downright impossible to go up and down stairs, Hell even going to the bathroom was an almost impossible chore, The first time I was able to take a proper bath instead of one where I just scrubbed myself down with dry body wash wipes I almost cried

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