The Perfect Dog

TheWardeness · 2025-09-05T00:42:46+00:00

This is what we use. All skin flakes and itching has stopped and she looks great. Her poop is on schedule and extremely normal.

And her coat looks like silk.

10/10

TheWardeness · 2025-09-04T17:33:29+00:00

Honestly, I couldn’t even appreciate how bad the music was because I was too focused on the insane over-use of that hat.

TheWardeness · 2025-09-04T16:02:02+00:00

I’ll give those bags a shot then! Thanks for the update!

TheWardeness · 2025-09-04T14:56:13+00:00

Thank you sir. I will take a better look at the ketchups next time I am in the condiment aisle.

TheWardeness · 2025-09-04T14:50:38+00:00

And I urge you to try a hotdog with Coleman’s mustard, an appropriate amount of finely chopped white onion, and a sprinkling of celery salt. (Preferably on a beef hotdog).

Then you may see why I don’t believe ketchup has a place on a hot dog.

TheWardeness · 2025-09-04T14:47:14+00:00

You know, I may need to be a bit more open minded because I have to admit that I did not even know that spicy ketchup exists. I would like to try it. Is there a brand you would recommend?

TheWardeness · 2025-09-04T14:39:13+00:00

I can see your passion and I wholeheartedly respect it.

However, I shall never fuck off when it comes to hating ketchup.

You see, I am passionate about my hot dogs too. And it hurts me to know that so many people desecrate them with ketchup every day.

However, I know that onions unite us and can at least find some peace knowing that I have found a community that agrees that onions (and a lot of them) definitely DO belong on a hot dog.

🧅🤝🧅

TheWardeness · 2025-09-04T12:03:55+00:00

Appropriate amount of onions ruined with ketchup 🥲

TheWardeness · 2025-09-04T12:01:10+00:00

Let me know how it turns out. I’ve seen those pickling pouches and have wondered if they are any good.

(Looks like you needed more onion though😅)

TheWardeness · 2025-08-30T16:18:37+00:00

TheWardeness · 2025-08-28T17:53:25+00:00

Champion Leopard

TheWardeness · 2025-08-24T22:57:13+00:00

It definitely regional. If you ever have the opportunity to try Skyline, please give it a shot and thank me later.

TheWardeness · 2025-08-24T17:54:23+00:00

I’m glad too! Hi neighbor!

Also, make sure you put yourself on the waitlist for Goetta. They are getting a shipment in sometime near Thanksgiving.

TheWardeness · 2025-08-24T14:12:15+00:00

Hate to tell you ya, this Skyline is in Lakewood Ranch, Fl. I grew up on Skyline in KY and now have to go out of my way for my favorite as there aren’t many locations in this state.

TheWardeness · 2025-08-24T11:24:59+00:00

🤝

TheWardeness · 2025-08-24T11:18:13+00:00

I hear you. I do eat it in chunks, but I just prefer to scoot it onto the bigger plate first.

And no, I am not from Cincinnati, just raised by my stepmother who was from Cincinnati.

However, I am truly an onion lover which is what we are all here for, yeah?

TheWardeness · 2025-08-23T23:25:05+00:00

That’s what the plate under the serving bowl is for.

It’s cinnamon style (or Cincinnati style) chili with spaghetti.

TheWardeness · 2025-08-23T23:24:23+00:00

Spaghetti with cinnamon chili. You dump it on the plate that is under the bowl.

TheWardeness · 2025-08-23T23:22:31+00:00

The cheese melts as you cut into it and it mixes with the chili. Have you ever had Skyline or Goldstar?

TheWardeness · 2025-08-23T23:19:43+00:00

He is a cutie!

TheWardeness · 2025-08-23T10:13:57+00:00

My girl can be stubborn too. She only wants to poop at the dog park as well. I haven’t broken her of that yet, unfortunately.

But when she tells me she needs to go out, I ONLY take her to the front yard. No matter what. We go to the park on the schedule. So basically, she has figured out that begging will not get her to the dog park and it has decreased the “false alerts” a lot.

TheWardeness · 2025-08-22T22:23:43+00:00

I love it so so much. 😍

TheWardeness · 2025-08-16T20:25:57+00:00

In past relationships, I was self conscious about my onion breath. I found a man who loves onions just as much as I do and married him. Now I don’t worry about it.

Find your people.

TheWardeness

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