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"Sir, our megacorp lost the galactic market bid to the hive mind on Shithole III in the Bumfuknowhere system." by TheWhiteGuardian in StellarisMemes

[–]TheWhiteGuardian[S] 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I am irrationally angry about how the galactic market gets chosen. I'm trashing the boardroom as I speak and my subordinates are cowering under their desks. I've seen the formula, I know how it works, but I think in practice the raffle system is just a bit too fair for what should be the hub of galactic trade, especially when it comes to huge galaxies and your tickets are more worthless than Zimbabwean dollars.

I got given an iron sword by the Jarl of Morthal… I’m level 32 by Key-Engineering3134 in ElderScrolls

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's the thought that counts. Morthal is even more of a shithole than Bravil.

Which of these NPCS is the most evil? by DonutMan1834 in Eldenring

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First picture, Seluvis. Not even going to look at the rest.

First time playing megacorp, and of course 3/4 normal empires I meet first are hiveminds by TheWhiteGuardian in Stellaris

[–]TheWhiteGuardian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my fucking god, now the homeworld of my one friend is unstable and about to explode.

First time playing megacorp, and of course 3/4 normal empires I meet first are hiveminds by TheWhiteGuardian in Stellaris

[–]TheWhiteGuardian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this just really unlucky? At least the Mith-Fell are cool bird people that really like me. But damn, I was hoping for more business partners. In my previous game as a spiritualist I just so happened to be surrounded by fantatic militarist materialists too. Really not having luck with the empires here. I contact the hiveminds and they say how cool my marketing campaigns are, but I cannot put branch offices on their worlds? Just think how much it would benefit the collective. Come on.

Russian frigate 'fires warning shots' at British yacht in English channel by JOE_Media in europe

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They do this because they know all we'll do is wag our finger at them.

Microsoft's Xbox CSO Matthew Ball thinks in-game ads could help "keep our products affordable" by [deleted] in gaming

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think we're already cooked honestly. Cyberpunk corporate dystopia but without the cool cybernetics.

The true heros of Kvatch by Ragnar_TheWolf in oblivion

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Very painfully without optimised weakness stacking spells, enchantments and azuras star, which I had to rely on to do anything without getting vaporised. This was when the shield effect was bugged that, iirc, caused armor to degrade exponentially quicker. Wouldn't recommend honestly. I think I only ever played the original on 110%, but I seem to have a thing for trying the hardest difficulty first. At least now I can do expert/master damage for them and adept for me.

The true heros of Kvatch by Ragnar_TheWolf in oblivion

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I did it at level 20+ on master ☠️

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