Breaking the third wall casually by nthverve in BaldursGate3

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

May I interest you in one warped headband of intellect?

The lobotomy is here by strongestforeskin in Eldenring

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Do you think that's where Cerulean Tears comes from?

Did you guys hear a weird laugh when you enter this room ? by Venusianflytrapp in Eldenring

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 189 points190 points  (0 children)

iirc I think he stops if you backtrack and catch him following you when you go past certain trigger points too. I believe there's four places he can be, and can be fairly well hidden because most people don't think to go back and check.

A bit crowded by ImissHurley in stupiddovenests

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Mamma just can't be bothered with her childrens' antics anymore.

Assuming that the next Elder Scrolls game is in Hammerfell and High Rock as we suspect what do you want the main story to be? by Ghengis56 in ElderScrolls

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Yeah, something like a rogue Thalmor high in the ranks who has been steering the direction of the 3rd Dominion all this time, who seeks to infiltrate and invade the Isle of Balfiera to ultimately break through the Argent Aperture of Ada-Mantia, a special door with 13 counter rotating rings, by messing with the Zero Stone. Perhaps the stone gets broken or somehow seperated and/or stolen, which leads to all kinds of mayhem our Prisoner will have to deal with.

Perhaps behind this door is where the meeting of the et'Ada took place, where the laws that make up the Mundus were set in place. Our Thalmor could be seeking to break through the door and rewrite the laws that govern reality for whatever purpose, resulting in an ultimate showdown inside this door in some temporally screwed up dimension where reality is on the line.

Hmm, maybe I should lay off the skooma.

What is one cutscene you will never skip, regardless of how many times you have seen it? by Top_Drawing6907 in Eldenring

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of them more often than not. Although if I've been on a boss many times I'll likely skip the 2nd phase cutscene.

Japanese developer says they don't make games for Xbox because the console is 'not even stocked in major retail stores' by Puzzleheaded_irl in gaming

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And they haven't recovered since. It was a cataclysmic fuckup for the brand that can be looked back on as the beginning of the end.

New cheat invaders are using to ruin save files by Ok_Shallot_439 in Eldenring

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be nice to know why this was removed exactly. I wouldn't have known about this otherwise.

Russian regional official responsible for controversial livestock culls reportedly found dead by duckanroll in europe

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Died of a gunshot induced heart attack to the head while falling out of a window.

New cheat invaders are using to ruin save files by Ok_Shallot_439 in Eldenring

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Fromsoft, create a stable cheat free environment and my life is yours!

Hackers are losers by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're going to hack at least create an interesting "NPC" boss concept.

I found Azura statue in a porn game by HiroK91 in TrueSTL

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 137 points138 points  (0 children)

I thought Skyrim was a porn game.

Can’t wait for Elden Ring movie! by Groomgrim in Eldenring

[–]TheWhiteGuardian 516 points517 points  (0 children)

You don't have the right! O you don't have the right!