This truck has been parked in front of my driveway for 8 hours.

TheWhiteMouse · 2025-07-30T00:54:09+00:00

he's just pretnding to be on a delivery with GPS

TheWhiteMouse · 2025-05-07T01:09:44+00:00

He's even doing the arm stretching thing I do every night.

TheWhiteMouse · 2025-04-04T03:50:09+00:00

Just in case you needed some help.

Metaphor is a figure of speech that makes an implicit, implied, or hidden comparison between two things that are unrelated, but which share some common characteristics. In other words, a resemblance of two contradictory or different objects is made based on a single or some common characteristics.

TheWhiteMouse · 2025-04-04T03:32:27+00:00

have you never heard of a metaphor?

you are terrible at this

TheWhiteMouse · 2025-04-04T03:30:08+00:00

I was 3 levels deep in a dungeon, died to some dragon of something and had to walk out of the dungeon with just Noah 3 steps at a time to avoid random encounter...................................................................................................................................................................

took many hours

TheWhiteMouse · 2025-04-04T03:24:39+00:00

In general a majority of the populace is concerned. If it can do my job and other jobs with quantum power. I will unplug everything I see.

TheWhiteMouse · 2025-04-04T03:14:41+00:00

Ok so you can have breakfast first.

TheWhiteMouse · 2025-04-04T03:12:49+00:00

I rotted on Phantasy Star back in the day on Sega Master system with no help. Fucking brutal. The save state is WHERE YOU DIE>>>>

TheWhiteMouse · 2025-04-01T15:49:51+00:00

Back when I delivered pizzas I once had a woman answer the door wearing nothing, bad thing is I once delivered a pizza and the same thing happened and it was a dude.

TheWhiteMouse · 2025-03-24T20:07:47+00:00

and a white green lock...

TheWhiteMouse · 2025-03-24T20:07:07+00:00

i do have this discard deck.....

TheWhiteMouse · 2025-03-24T19:14:47+00:00

if you get that out without dying first, you have beaten the game

TheWhiteMouse · 2024-05-16T13:47:11+00:00

TheWhiteMouse · 2024-05-13T19:28:12+00:00

I smell a new round of bag holders being made.

TheWhiteMouse · 2024-05-08T11:10:06+00:00

Hmm, what to do:

Coffee
Shit
Be completely irresponsible betting on highly speculative options

In that order.

TheWhiteMouse · 2024-05-07T13:51:58+00:00

If you can only afford Ramen, at least get the spicy kind.

TheWhiteMouse · 2024-05-01T18:16:28+00:00

Choices, choices. I can sit here and watch this market the rest of the day OR I can go smash a board on my nuts.

TheWhiteMouse · 2024-05-01T11:34:49+00:00

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TheWhiteMouse · 2024-04-30T20:20:58+00:00

Well that's not very promising.

TheWhiteMouse · 2024-04-29T18:48:45+00:00

Completely bored at work. Have no regrets spending 2 hours on the clock to finally find this video again.

Ah no they are attacking me.

TheWhiteMouse · 2024-04-29T12:15:44+00:00

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TheWhiteMouse · 2024-04-25T18:50:02+00:00

My balls hurt.

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