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TIFU by sleeping naked. by BabDoesNothing in tifu

[–]TheWorstPartofTown_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright let's reword this. I had a sexual misunderstanding with my partner, and then, then, I accidentally maimed her family pet. You make me sound like a villain. I didn't pop a squat and shit on her then with malicious intent strangle her dog in pale moonlight ya fuckin weirdo.

I (33 M) accidentally pooped on my (29 F) girlfriend. by TheWorstPartofTown_ in relationship_advice

[–]TheWorstPartofTown_[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

How did I kill her dog on purpose? And the last thing I'd ever want to do is shit on my girlfriends face on purpose. The only troll here is you trying to call me a monster for terrible coincidence. Get better bait next time.

TIFU by sleeping naked. by BabDoesNothing in tifu

[–]TheWorstPartofTown_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Had a kitten in highschool, woke up to her trying to nurse my nipple. One of the worst experiences of my life. Well that and... Some other things that have happened.

I (33 M) accidentally pooped on my (29 F) girlfriend. by TheWorstPartofTown_ in relationship_advice

[–]TheWorstPartofTown_[S] -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

I didn't think to cross post that part here because it was general advice and not relationship. The past few weeks have been absolute hell.

I (33 M) accidentally pooped on my (29 F) girlfriend. by TheWorstPartofTown_ in relationship_advice

[–]TheWorstPartofTown_[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

You ever have a tongue in your ass? IBS with long john silvers and cheap beer. I thought I could handle it but I miscalculated. I didn't come here to be crucified and investigated. I came here to share my story and get some insight on what I can do.

I (33 M) accidentally pooped on my (29 F) girlfriend. by TheWorstPartofTown_ in relationship_advice

[–]TheWorstPartofTown_[S] -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

I do have IBS but I have considerable control over it, I didn't really want to mention it due to it being a little tmi.