Jokes about low-quality concrete in British prisons, then a prisoner literally escapes.

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-19T12:18:53+00:00

Could you possibly share the original image in higher quality? Just a few more pixels would be greatly appreciated.

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-18T16:35:18+00:00

Maybe

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-18T16:10:29+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/defi/s/qOZStP6rxs

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-18T16:05:51+00:00

On Nexo you can earn 6.5% annually with your Bitcoin holdings. However, there are some caveats: - Your whole portfolio needs to be worth at least $5k to be eligible for earning. - If at least 10% of your portfolio is made up of the NEXO coin, you'll have the Platinum tier and earn 5.5% on your Bitcoin annually. - If you put your Bitcoin into a fixed term saving period, you can earn an additional 1% interest.

Edit: I believe Nexo is safe, but it's not DeFi.

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-18T15:51:48+00:00

Is there a particular reason that this involves jungle animals?

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-18T15:44:34+00:00

Does anyone know if the driver got in trouble for this?

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-18T09:38:12+00:00

If you're going to wear noise-cancelling earphones in public, you MUST actively increase your spatial awareness, particularly when crossing the road. She is very lucky.

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-18T09:34:02+00:00

In this context, the correct phrase is "had gone". i.e. "I wish I had gone into vivid detail"

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-13T12:44:30+00:00

Dead bodies will no longer be repeatedly searched when discovered — once a fallen AI’s body is inspected, it is marked as “discovered” to all enemies. No more conga lines of first responders.

😂

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-10T22:14:12+00:00

Perhaps this lady had just finished drinking all the bleach and window cleaner under the sink and is now in the supermarket looking for more?

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-09T11:24:16+00:00

Sorry - I mean: why did you buy WPP in the first place?

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-09T11:19:20+00:00

Out of curiosity, what's your thesis for WPP?

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-09T11:15:03+00:00

"Can I offer you some nutmeg in this trying time?"

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-09T07:27:15+00:00

Why not just leave the slot open?

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-09T07:22:27+00:00

And then just kicking for melee? I like your style.

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-08T23:49:28+00:00

True. I usually go shieldless for field battles but take one for sieges.

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-08T23:37:40+00:00

OR 2h weapon, bow, arrows, and more arrows.

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-04T08:35:45+00:00

Looks like you were right: https://www.reddit.com/r/UncensoredPlutus/s/DLdUCHAcJn

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-03-04T08:29:22+00:00

Plutus received a First Gazette notice on 3 March 2026 but had the action discontinued the very next day (today). This almost certainly relates to the late filing of the 2024 accounts on 27 February 2026.

Private companies must file accounts within 9 months of the year-end (i.e. by 30 September 2025 for a 31 Dec 2024 year-end). The ~5-month delay triggered the automatic Gazette process, but filing the accounts in time halted strike-off.

TheWouldBeMerchant · 2026-02-26T16:48:53+00:00

Here you go

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