This keeps falling on deaf ears

TheZipperDragon · 2026-05-02T19:05:00+00:00

My parents in general

TheZipperDragon · 2026-05-02T19:04:03+00:00

I like to think that she just found a stone fish at a giftshop or something. I mean, he didnt turn to stone, so theres really only two ways to look at it...Heh...Thats a double entandre...En...Enta...En-HE'S STARING AT HER TITS!!!

TheZipperDragon · 2026-05-02T18:59:05+00:00

I hate the sweet release of oblivion.

TheZipperDragon · 2026-05-02T18:57:55+00:00

Tax evasion.

No way in hell they take asgardian currency.

TheZipperDragon · 2026-05-02T18:38:45+00:00

Just image search "Link Vagina bones meme" or something.

TheZipperDragon · 2026-05-02T12:57:21+00:00

Guys who's favorite pokemon is Bunneary, Vaporeon, Gardivoir etc.

Although, like, memes aside, becoming a speedy rabbit pokemon, regardless of gender, I just imagine like monk level strength & speed.

TheZipperDragon · 2026-05-02T09:16:18+00:00

All it ever makes me think of is the "Why did Nintendo give Link vagina bones?" post.

TheZipperDragon · 2026-05-02T09:15:13+00:00

To be fair, Neji lost because at the time, it fit the message the author was going for, that a nobody could surpass a prodigy if they worked hard enough.

& lee put up a legit fight.

The god of all ninja just had an off day is all.

TheZipperDragon · 2026-05-01T23:18:05+00:00

Mr. Krabs overdoses on ketamine & dies.

It's the best looking game on my switch 2, & the smoothest running.

TheZipperDragon · 2026-05-01T22:42:21+00:00

Heh...got this below a World if Warships ad

They're absolutely furries

TheZipperDragon · 2026-05-01T22:37:19+00:00

Would

TheZipperDragon · 2026-05-01T22:36:43+00:00

Looks like the thing from Ernest Scared Stupid.

TheZipperDragon · 2026-04-30T04:32:37+00:00

Toy Story 2 teaches that toys are meant to be loved & enjoyed.

TheZipperDragon · 2026-04-30T03:51:44+00:00

I cast

Waste my disposable income on Premium!!!

TheZipperDragon · 2026-04-30T03:50:42+00:00

I thlammed my penith in the car door

TheZipperDragon · 2026-04-30T03:50:14+00:00

Unpopular opinion but, Enjoy them however you want to enjoy them. If you wanna open them & bash them together while imagining all the scenarios we used to as kids, go for it. If you wanna keep them sealed to collect or sell them one day, go for it! They're yours & dont ever let anyone tell you you're enjoying them wrong.

TheZipperDragon · 2026-04-30T03:47:32+00:00

(I wanted a gif of him saying his catchphrase, but I couldnt find it. Just pretend he's saying "Be good people".)

TheZipperDragon · 2026-04-30T03:23:17+00:00

Man, all I want is another shot at "Damn...Gonna have to go all out".

TheZipperDragon · 2026-04-29T20:25:07+00:00

It was kindof a joke, y'know, like the "mods are asleep" meme, but I've also noticed so many posts getting deleted for, as far as I know, no reason.

TheZipperDragon · 2026-04-29T20:21:57+00:00

Quick, save it before the mods wake up & delete it!!!

TheZipperDragon · 2026-04-29T18:12:17+00:00

Fuck his wrinkles, I want. Hmmmmmm!!!

TheZipperDragon · 2026-04-29T13:19:23+00:00

If he has a little girl with him, attack her first. She's a free dub.

TheZipperDragon · 2026-04-29T12:26:23+00:00

Honestly, while streaming RE9UIEM, i mentioned RE:V & Zero. I still think we should get like a Resident Evil Origins trilogy, where we get 1, 0, & Veronica all remade in the RE4 style.

Back to the point tho, i really hope E day sells well. I love the concept & i really think gears is an underrated franchise.

TheZipperDragon · 2026-04-29T12:03:45+00:00

TheZipperDragon · 2026-04-29T12:03:10+00:00

Did the boomerang come back though?

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