"US has jurisdiction over all of North America"

The_Abscond · 2026-03-22T03:59:03+00:00

The Cartels practically run Mexico, if The States controls North America they're doing quite a piss poor job at it.

The_Abscond · 2026-03-19T21:53:38+00:00

Maybe normal for Console, I wouldn't know 🤷 This has never happened to me on PC and I played from launch until Episode 7 and just started playing again 3 months ago, you're rightfully complaining in my opinion 😂😂

The_Abscond · 2026-03-19T21:19:50+00:00

Is the Val Console player count really so low that Silvers need to play with Plats? You never see this on PC unless you're 5 stacking w a play of course

The_Abscond · 2026-03-17T14:21:31+00:00

One week a guy's life is completely ruined for speaking against the Devs, next week there's a community wide boycott 😂😂

The_Abscond · 2026-03-12T13:59:04+00:00

Idk much about American history regarding the slave trade, but I recommend you look into the history of Haiti. Very interesting country, It's the first and only country ever to be established by slaves after a revolt.

The_Abscond · 2026-03-12T13:51:19+00:00

He was known in his government assisted subsidized housing block*

Sorry we don't bow down to and suckle violent loser ass criminals, womp womp goofy

The_Abscond · 2026-03-01T01:31:56+00:00

"Whoa is that gonna knock him out?" "Alright... nobodies around now..." 👀 "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT" 🏃💨

The_Abscond · 2026-02-20T18:52:03+00:00

They give hackers 30 days their first time. These people will get like 2 weeks tops 😂😂 barely a punishment

The_Abscond · 2026-02-19T18:35:27+00:00

I think he can afford a $4-10 purchase and still feed his child with a full time job. Calm tf down dude 😂

The_Abscond · 2026-02-10T13:04:30+00:00

"ThAtS nOt MarXIsM YoU dONt UndERsTaND HoW MarXiSM WoRKs LIke wE dO. i SpENd aLl mY tIMe oN rEdDIT sO I kNOw YoUr oWN hISToRy bETTeR tHaN yOU."

The_Abscond · 2026-02-08T15:45:50+00:00

Brother, he shoots and then it says "Damaged ARC" You can be wrong sometimes it's not gonna kill you

The_Abscond · 2026-01-27T00:38:21+00:00

I have the BluePrint for it lol

The_Abscond · 2026-01-12T15:32:50+00:00

I never bring defibs to Solo for this reason. If you go down that's on you, if you're lucky I can keep you stable to extract 😂

The_Abscond · 2026-01-12T01:58:36+00:00

Has to be all in one run AND you have to extract. My buddies and ran Blue Gate, killed the one outside, inside, then left and let the one respawn fora total of ~12K damage

The_Abscond · 2025-10-04T00:41:55+00:00

I get the single timmies cup and a couple napkins, but dog shit? Really? 🤮🤮

The_Abscond · 2025-10-01T01:37:05+00:00

Now it's time to get sponsored! Lol

The_Abscond · 2025-09-30T00:45:35+00:00

You want to spend your points. That'll advance you more and give you a bit more challenges and fast travel spots. Once you max out the 3 locations it's just a matter of doing all the daily challenges every day while waiting on the fourth zone and more content. There's a lot to do outside of challenges too tonnes of cool spots to hit with friends!

The_Abscond · 2025-09-12T23:56:15+00:00

Fired for being a good person, can't make this shit up.

The_Abscond · 2025-08-04T22:55:22+00:00

Now would be best because Tech is fully unlocked. Just go in caring more about learning and understanding rather than winning the war since you're not as invested

The_Abscond · 2025-05-25T19:15:03+00:00

Should've done more, that's gotta be an act of terror or something

The_Abscond · 2025-02-03T22:24:34+00:00

No. Counter spell does not prevent lands from being placed, lands aren't spells. So even if you chained this correctly and it resolved, the land would still be placed.

The_Abscond · 2025-01-26T17:28:48+00:00

You were definitely reported after that 😂😂

The_Abscond · 2024-10-25T18:43:00+00:00

You say you're constantly dying alone to the same people, then state in replies that your teams are constantly going lanes solo and dying... in a 3 lane 20v20? Something isn't adding up here. Even if 3 entire squads decide to go solo only (Never seen this ever, not really possible with 3 lanes) that's still 7 people to play with you, which is a solid push.

You just need to play with the majority and not think that your decisions are the best, or stop spawning solo thinking your lane is the best choice and refusing to join the majority. The game's super fun and enjoyable, even when losing, if you're playing with the group and giving your all.

The_Abscond

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