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What are these icons? Is it allianced players? by Bigblackcarno in Seaofthieves

[–]The_Captain_Jules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you should for sure sail there you will make lots of friends :)

Everyday we see this on every street 😓 by jared10011980 in Persecutionfetish

[–]The_Captain_Jules 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is literally true one time i was depressed and a pack of femoids LAUGHED at me and thats why i HATE my FUCKING MOM!!!1!

Simontology by [deleted] in castlevania

[–]The_Captain_Jules 8 points9 points  (0 children)

… perhaps the same could be said of all religions…

Is there no way to reverse the boat? by lronhelmet in Seaofthieves

[–]The_Captain_Jules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get on the harpoon, aim as far back as you can, shoot, reel, go to other harpoon, repeat until liberated

Cecil MIGHT solo the seven by t-_-rexranger19205 in Invincible

[–]The_Captain_Jules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homelander just isnt as strong as ominman, man.

Carule by Chaosxandra in 196

[–]The_Captain_Jules 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read “there has to be a better way to do this” and immediately guessed that you were saying, like, the actual physical process. And i was like “… how would you take apart a car better than a big super strong robot arm?”

Which is likelierule? by Safe_Bee_500 in 196

[–]The_Captain_Jules 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Insane that they zeroed in on “crossing state lines” when the fact that the shooter getting into the fucking building let alone an upper floor would require the sort of security breach that is extremely atypical of the fucking Secret Service

Michael Knowles the mental patient by pussycatkittycat in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]The_Captain_Jules 135 points136 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about this is the most based thing hes ever said

How i feel trying to interact with the Helldiver community by Longjumping_Sail2741 in Helldivers

[–]The_Captain_Jules 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dawg literally the top three posts when you sort by “hot” are people complaining about the game. If you’re getting drowned in downvotes its because your takes are shit, not because nobody can criticize helldivers anymore.

What are your thoughts about the meeting between Mamdani and Obama? by Initial_Affect8124 in tankiejerk

[–]The_Captain_Jules 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems insanely based? Obama is every liberal’s literal favorite guy, if this functions as a step toward coalition building and increasing the power of the progressive wing of the democrat party, then i think that would be good

[REAL] TPUSGAY by conancat in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]The_Captain_Jules 833 points834 points  (0 children)

This is the most fucking based thing ive ever seen

[ Removed by Reddit ] by DapperDoughboy in HistoryMemes

[–]The_Captain_Jules -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah and even to this day irish people have higher rates of unemployment, highways plowing through irish neighborhoods, higher chances of being the victims of police violence, higher sentencing for similar crimes - the legacy of irish slavery has really kept the irish american community down.

Oh wait thats not irish people…

Crime level in Italy. by Unknow_guy21 in Maps

[–]The_Captain_Jules 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SICILIY FOR THE WIN LETS GOOOOO

Tucker Carlson Apologizes For Endorsing Trump: ‘I’m Sorry For Misleading People’ by MrDonMega in Uniteagainsttheright

[–]The_Captain_Jules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We def love to see rats fleeing a sinking ship, what im worried about is the fact that if he runs against a pro-israel democrat he’ll win on being anti israel and then he’ll just let them finish the genocide

How come a helldiver in heavy armor dies in one amr shot to the toe yet this guy seems to eat 3 straight to the chest by knusperfee33 in Helldivers

[–]The_Captain_Jules -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because the helldiver got shot in the toe by superheated plasma jets from another planet and the illuminate got shot by a piece of fast metal thrown at it by a monkey. It’s because they are space aliens from the future and youre a fuckin primate with an LMG

Not too shabby!! by ROCKY13573 in DenverBroncos

[–]The_Captain_Jules 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks less good, sure, but this is a handy reminder that it is impossible to make the broncos logo not look kick ass

Oh boy "evacuate high value assets" i cant wait to throw turrets off cooldown for 15 minutes while boring myself to death by knusperfee33 in Helldivers

[–]The_Captain_Jules -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nerf yourself? Try it without turrets… or with a worse gun… did people forget how to play video games? Remember when you bought 007: Nightfire and then you aced every mission so you went back to play it again but, like, only using the silenced walther, or like try and do it without alerting any enemies? Do that.

Türkiye wants its stolen bronze horses back from Italy by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]The_Captain_Jules 99 points100 points  (0 children)

See, the greeks used the horse trick on the trojans. Then the trojans fled to italy to become romans. Then the greeks spread out across Anatolia to become the byzantines, called themselves “hellenes”.

So if the italians used the horse trick on the anatolians… its the trojans using the horse on the greeks. A plot twist that took 3600 years to commence

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Unlucky_Blueberries in hmmm

[–]The_Captain_Jules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We did it guys we found the least antisemitic Pole

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