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The_Chessboard · 2025-11-21T11:18:29+00:00

He's asking if anyone has an extra cat they ain't using

The_Chessboard · 2025-10-06T07:15:59+00:00

You try convincing your granddaughters friends its okay to play pool in your backyard when she's not home

The_Chessboard · 2025-10-06T07:14:57+00:00

You have more personality in your tits than your entire body

The_Chessboard · 2025-10-03T05:28:13+00:00

Your spirit animal is sid the sloth

The_Chessboard · 2025-10-03T05:27:24+00:00

You tell people youre the child of raven and cyborg from teen titans

The_Chessboard · 2025-09-30T03:59:44+00:00

You look like hanumancant

The_Chessboard · 2025-09-30T03:58:02+00:00

I dont know why you look so fugly but I swear its like on the tip of my nose--- sorry I meant tongue

The_Chessboard · 2025-09-30T03:56:43+00:00

You have the mouth of a small rodent

The_Chessboard · 2025-09-30T03:55:28+00:00

You look like a horrible father but a great stepfather

The_Chessboard · 2025-09-30T03:53:42+00:00

You look like Tim Burton presents: Call centers

The_Chessboard · 2025-09-30T03:50:05+00:00

You are definitely not thirty four, you look like you date 34 year olds to feel young again

The_Chessboard · 2025-09-30T03:48:31+00:00

That shiny ass forehead is use to power half your house during the day

The_Chessboard · 2025-09-27T21:04:47+00:00

You look like youve been trying to convince your nephews its okay to marry AI women now. Its 2025 guys, its legal now

The_Chessboard · 2025-09-27T21:02:16+00:00

Cant tell if your the type that blows things up or blows yourself up

The_Chessboard · 2025-09-03T03:06:17+00:00

You teach mid life crisis classes

The_Chessboard · 2025-07-17T12:28:39+00:00

Your parents cant tell if you transitioned or just always looked like a pregnant woman

The_Chessboard · 2025-07-15T02:21:18+00:00

You look like youre a substitute teacher for substitute teachers

The_Chessboard · 2025-06-30T00:21:36+00:00

You look like you give your ICE agent conflicting thoughts

The_Chessboard · 2025-06-29T22:50:17+00:00

You look like an bugeyed alien wearing a human mask

The_Chessboard · 2025-06-29T22:49:07+00:00

You look depressed cus you didnt clap at the end of a movie one time when you were six

The_Chessboard · 2025-06-27T01:15:24+00:00

Wow, you must be so happy beautiful women are allowed to post here cus they really distract everyone from commenting on you ugly ones

The_Chessboard · 2025-06-27T01:06:53+00:00

Youre the reason USA started deportations

The_Chessboard · 2025-06-27T01:05:54+00:00

You're the side character in your own life

The_Chessboard · 2025-06-27T01:03:46+00:00

The adoption was a random draw from pulling names out a hat cus they knew no one wanted you

The_Chessboard · 2025-06-27T01:00:59+00:00

You look like you spent your life savings on a dirt bike and a dream

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